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# Squits Thursday.

What squirrelly action should be depicted today?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# figging
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# that's your answer to everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *FIGS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# aaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# if you use figs instead
is called gingering?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# we must do some scientific tests
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I advised my partner of the act of figging
and since then i've bought every day a fresh piece of ginger and peeled one section, and left it in the fridge for her in readiness

since then she hasn't spoken to me and walks with her back to the wall

ive emailed the manufacturers of ginger for further instructions
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# how romantic, how could she resist!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
get her some flowers as well, to seal the deal
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# SA try to cheer up Andy Murray
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# useless, SCOTTISH, cack handed, mong
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ^
seconded :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Something involving chainsaws, hatred, and sexytiem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Scarlet VS a hammock.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# bindun!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Sexy nest of squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Confusion caused by finding a set of Sylvanian Family dolls...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# the Rick James bible
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# The act of leaping!
How are you JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Squirrel VS washing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# * Needs more Fatness?

Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Scarlets find a REAL squirrel
and tries to befriend it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ^^^^^
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
#
befriend it stuff it up her squirrel minge...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# 8}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
*dies not knowing*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Tis a pair of big eyes with as wavy mouth
*Bewildered

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I see...
okay then
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# yes


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# that some good old fashions befriending action right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# It then bites her
and she bashes its brains out against a wall?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# just before she dies of
tetanus
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# SA the fat versions for the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ^^^^^
THIS EVEN MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Swarfega
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Going undercover.
[ Hello JJ ]
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# BANJO SAMMIDGE! C]:0D
umm . . .

Scarlet goes ten pin bowling


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Draw former Formula 1 champion Nigel Mansell
Tash-less, he has fallen on hard times and now lives in a bush in Regents Park. We find him today craving sexual gratification following an extended meths binge. Half blind, his mind utterly befuddled, all he can do is mash the rancifying corpse of a big-titted squirrel against his tash-less face whilst jamming the jagged, broken end of his meths bottle into his scrotum.

All the while he screeches thinly, "Damon! Daaaaamooooon!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# if JJ doesn't do it, I might...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# in an ideal world, the subtitles on the Jeremy Kyle show would be replaced with this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Please draw this Jack.
How about Scarlet Cleaning herself/her top in the shower/bathtub using a slightly happy/bemused and soapy Leonard as a scrubbing brush.
That would be so fun to see.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Scarlet confused.
OK, so that's a bit vague but she's so good at looking confused.
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)