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# a little
... is it a faux pas to grab a pregnant lady's tit and squeeze milk into your tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Only if you burn her nips
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# :D
This is why i love b3ta, you say something cheeky to a lovely pregnant lady and instead of being disgusted she returns with something worse.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# :D
if you take yourself too seriously you are not a good b3tan... and you should probably be a politician or a vicar cunt or something. Join the filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Oi oi oi
you can be a vicar and be cool, you know. One day I'll prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# do they let sexual predators into the clergy
... oh - wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# do vicars take themselves seriously?
I'll tell you who takes themselves seriously: cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# and arseholes
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# and spunk bubbles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# and pricks of course
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Meh, if I was easily offended I wouldn't still be here
I think there's only been about three posts that have made me do a sharp intake of breath


then laugh anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# really?
which ones?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Oooh, now you're asking
One was definitely the 'what not to wear' someone did demonstrating why not to dress your child in football shirts. Made me go 'OUUUUUCH', then I laughed, then I realised I was going to hell anyway so I laughed harder...

I think they were all current-news-related ones. They all made me laugh, but think I was going to hell for doing so. I think they were all fp'd though :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ah so none of the fails that belong on rotten.com etc
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# That's different
Those I just flame into oblivion
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# a good non-safe search
"milking"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I'll try not to
also - I find it helps to distract said lady with cake while you set up your milking stool
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# If you need to set up a stool
It's probably not her first bab....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# HAH
Sagtastic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# i've read nothing about it in de'bretts
so fucking go for it my son, just mind yr ps and qs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)