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# sex?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I said everything didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# By "everything" did you mean "everything" or "everything"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# it would mean more holes to rut
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# there is no feeling like entering a dry zombie anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Eating cocopops?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# i was reading about suspension (flying around on meathooks for shits and giggles)
they have a thing called 'rice-krispies'. After a good session of being suspended by spikes on chains the spikes are removed, the skin then has to be smoothed down because of air bubbles, when it is smoothed it snaps crackles and pops.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Sorry, but in the words of Shakespeare
"What the fuck?"

1 how did you find out about such a practice?

2 why were you reading around it (unless it's a thing you're into - nowt wrong with that)

3 Gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# heh
1 reading blog about body-art (modblog) or bizarre, can't remember

2 just a casual perverted observer, not into it myself

3 crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Sorry, you've not heard of it before?!
Do you live under the sea?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# To be honest it's not the kind of thing you encounter in everyday life.
Unless you watch those shit sex shows on five and virgin 1 which make you want to gouge your eyes out.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
#
gouge your eyes out fwap yourself giddy

Don't lie jeru, you love it
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Those sex shows are so unerotic it's almost awe inspiring.
How they manage to take fetish material which is supposed to act like a forbidden fruit like substance and turn it into an issue of Nuts magazine is beyond me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hah, yeah, it's pretty tragic innit
it also cracks me up that fetish (which is the sexualisation of an unrelated object/practice) has become a thing of it's own. Weird man. Foucault's interesting to read on fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# **hopes for statspage quote**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# No thanks - I'm driving
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# sex whilst driving is out
but posting on b3ta is in?

It's a mixed up world
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Too right!
It's very easy if you balance your laptop on the end of your................"$&^££


*Fucksocks (but try and keep you eye on the road ahead!)

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I've dreamt of zombie sex.
It was rather good actually.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hokay
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# you know this thing about sharing a story
sometimes, it pays to stop halfway through the story

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)