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# I'm afraid not...
she undergoes a double mastectomy in 2015.

:(
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# But you can still
fuck the scars, right?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# zomg
i'd give it a go.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Ooh, can you tell us who wins the Gran National or something?
Or kill all our fathers, possibly
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Yes...
but it will cost 28 pence.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Old Mrs. Trebucket from the Post Office
96 years old, and can go from 0 to 1 mph in just over a minute.
she had a bit of trouble at the water jump, but her flotation colostomy bag saved her.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Mrs. Trebucket
Killed my father?*

\o/

*also available on DVD
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Aleister Crowley knew my father,
or rather,
Business once took Dad up into the glens,
Where in a small hotel bar Crowley asked:
“Have you got change for the fruit machine chief, I’m all out?”
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)
# what has keria knightly got to loose?
jesus, you'd expect her to scratch them all the time. They're no bigger than mozzie bites.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# true...
...her career?...nah she lost that after teh pirates do a carribean.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# *gets horn*
*goes for cold shower*

(I think I was scared by a large breasticle when young)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# lol
breasticle.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)