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# square egg.

i boiled up some eggs earlier, and while they were hot, i peeled one and stuck it in a small wooden teabox, then pressed it with two additional pieces of wood to make it square. whee. shown here with a normal ovular egg, and i just ate them both.

bonus pics: pie i baked earlier tonight, my neighbourkitty rufus, and rufus, blurry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Pffft!
"Ovular".

*spang*

XD
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:32, archived)
# i'll ovoid any more geometric commentary.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Did the yolk go square too?
I might have to go get an egg separator.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:32, archived)
# yep, the egg was square too.
not perfectly, but pretty close.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:40, archived)
# i loathe eggs with a passion
but congrats for having fun with them

nice looking pie tho
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:33, archived)
# danke.
the pie is not bad - a few leftover blueberries and raspberries, a couple of nectarines and some fresh blackberries i picked the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:42, archived)
# I hope it doesn't hatch
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:45, archived)
# if it does hatch, i hope mutant square chickenspiders emerge.
all covered in mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:48, archived)
# Shocking.
You'd need all new egg-cups
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:49, archived)
# i'll just use my shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:05, archived)
# square
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:12, archived)
# that was (s)quick(en).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:32, archived)
# mmm.
i could really eat some eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:50, archived)
# i should have cut it in half diagonally to make two egg pyramids.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:55, archived)
# Platonic'n'tasty
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)
# they were delicious in each shape, i assure you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:28, archived)
# SQEGG!!!
nice!
(Grobie, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:31, archived)
# SQEGG!!!
its everything science hoped for and more!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:42, archived)
# i may try and build a pyramidal one, but i think that might stress out the egg too much.
only one way to find out, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:29, archived)
# This is GOOD

yay for egg science!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:36, archived)
# i am a registered scientician.
that reminds me, i have a phd in symmography. i'm like a doctor and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:30, archived)
# Just one thing: was the yolk square too?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)
# bravo sir
squeggy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:42, archived)
# thanks.
i was supposed to bake cookies but i just gave up and sat my ass down.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Cuboid!
looks cool though
(pdjpdj, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)