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# Hah, do not under any circumstances go anywhere near Agnetha.
She's batshit. She had a relationship with her stalker, for one...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahahah
'noon M'am
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Noon...
I've got a right shitstorm of a day, I'm allowing myself half an hour's lunch. But after this I've got a WHOLE WEEK OFF!

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# cracking
just had a nommy baguette. Home alone at the weekend so i'll have to figure out something fun to do. Probably just drinks and smokes with the boys.

Whatcha go'n do with the free week?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Smoke, watch care bears, sexytime, metal gear solid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# aside from the carebears
that sounds like a pretty perfect week.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Have you seen the first carebears movie? It's ace.
Tell him, someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# what is a carebear?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# it's like a robot hooker from the future
but with guns
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Kewl
Can I have one?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# A bear who cares, doi.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# interestingly enough I've seen the My Littly Pony Movie
where an evil goat tries to kill them all... I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# cracking
dunno how much holiday time i've accrued so far this year. need to save some for honey-moon, but could do with a chill too.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Well it's the wife's birthday today
and as we couldn't take it off, we're taking next week instead.

Plus it's been several years since I had a week off. Days here and there, yes, but not a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# it's dangerous
... I'm just back from being away from work and now I want to not be here -- a lot.

if only I had some sort of skill or talent... rather than this boring ability to work with numbers and sometimes have good ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# fuck a stoned care bear with a solid metal gear
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Well I wish another couple of birds would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# No, you really don't.
Well, unless you want to wake up in your flat, on a stripped bed, smelling smoke coming in from the garden because your girlfriend of a few years is burning your bedsheets due to 'the fibres'. (edit: should point out this happened to a mate, not Agnetha's stalkerlover)

Leave the mad girls alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# mad girls need love too
... but they probably have to pay for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# mad girls need love too
lovely restrictive, buckled love. That comes in rubber boxes. Biiiiiiig rubber boxes.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# how is this box constructed out of rubber?
is it reinforced in some manner or is it just strong rubber?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Reinforced with walls, a floor and a ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
#
and don't forget the moulded into the wall bed with no sharp corners and "strong bedding" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# that's the sexiest kind!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hah, not after the pills it isn't.
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# sedated too? Hot Dog!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Mnnnnng are you my new doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Yes, yes I am
*pulls back glove in a stereotypical style
SNAP
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# does this apply the other way around
for women to leave mad blokes alone?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Oh yes, my ex (I say ex, not really, see my old QOTW answers) was a bit *hums the magic roundabout*
luckily, he wasn't mad enough to think my dad was joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# bugger
how can I disguise various...um...conditions?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Lots of weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# yes, that's definitely the cure for people who are already moderately unhinged
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# shirley that's a stalkers ultimate ambition
... you've got to hand it to her - she knows how to keep the hardcore fans happy!

Also - after ning
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Maybe I should have banged my stalkers
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)