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# S.O.S.


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(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hahah I'm not surprised.
Still would to the brown haired chick though
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# they'd both get it 20 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# they both did get it.
then the blue unction cleared it up.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i think i'd probably still do them
how old are they?

Fuuuuuuuuck. One's older than my dad, the other is the same age as mum.

Well, no chance of sending them up the duff, but possibly a little loose.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# 2 bonuses, go for it kiddo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# AND I HAVE A WONDERFULL COLLECTION OF ALLEN KEYS!!!!
TO SWEDEN AND A SCREW!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Hah, do not under any circumstances go anywhere near Agnetha.
She's batshit. She had a relationship with her stalker, for one...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahahah
'noon M'am
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Noon...
I've got a right shitstorm of a day, I'm allowing myself half an hour's lunch. But after this I've got a WHOLE WEEK OFF!

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# cracking
just had a nommy baguette. Home alone at the weekend so i'll have to figure out something fun to do. Probably just drinks and smokes with the boys.

Whatcha go'n do with the free week?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Smoke, watch care bears, sexytime, metal gear solid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# aside from the carebears
that sounds like a pretty perfect week.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Have you seen the first carebears movie? It's ace.
Tell him, someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# what is a carebear?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# it's like a robot hooker from the future
but with guns
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Kewl
Can I have one?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# A bear who cares, doi.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# interestingly enough I've seen the My Littly Pony Movie
where an evil goat tries to kill them all... I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# cracking
dunno how much holiday time i've accrued so far this year. need to save some for honey-moon, but could do with a chill too.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Well it's the wife's birthday today
and as we couldn't take it off, we're taking next week instead.

Plus it's been several years since I had a week off. Days here and there, yes, but not a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# it's dangerous
... I'm just back from being away from work and now I want to not be here -- a lot.

if only I had some sort of skill or talent... rather than this boring ability to work with numbers and sometimes have good ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# fuck a stoned care bear with a solid metal gear
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Well I wish another couple of birds would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# No, you really don't.
Well, unless you want to wake up in your flat, on a stripped bed, smelling smoke coming in from the garden because your girlfriend of a few years is burning your bedsheets due to 'the fibres'. (edit: should point out this happened to a mate, not Agnetha's stalkerlover)

Leave the mad girls alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# mad girls need love too
... but they probably have to pay for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# mad girls need love too
lovely restrictive, buckled love. That comes in rubber boxes. Biiiiiiig rubber boxes.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# how is this box constructed out of rubber?
is it reinforced in some manner or is it just strong rubber?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Reinforced with walls, a floor and a ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
#
and don't forget the moulded into the wall bed with no sharp corners and "strong bedding" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# that's the sexiest kind!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hah, not after the pills it isn't.
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# sedated too? Hot Dog!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Mnnnnng are you my new doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Yes, yes I am
*pulls back glove in a stereotypical style
SNAP
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# does this apply the other way around
for women to leave mad blokes alone?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Oh yes, my ex (I say ex, not really, see my old QOTW answers) was a bit *hums the magic roundabout*
luckily, he wasn't mad enough to think my dad was joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# bugger
how can I disguise various...um...conditions?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Lots of weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# yes, that's definitely the cure for people who are already moderately unhinged
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# shirley that's a stalkers ultimate ambition
... you've got to hand it to her - she knows how to keep the hardcore fans happy!

Also - after ning
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Maybe I should have banged my stalkers
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Lovely style.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
scrige srcige and jab jab with a fork.

ACENESS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# oh dottie...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Mamma Mia!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
#
here you come again?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Looking better than a body has a right to?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# again?

What have i missed this morning then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# i succesfully guessed what Dixon had been scratching
then there were some funneh posts. usual thing really.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha.
excellent style!

also monte carlo or bust is on in a bit with pete and dud! hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# QUICK!! GENERATE A SET OF PSEDUORANDOM NUMBERS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaha
very topical sir!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Ha ha, love the tortured expressions.
You did some Jack the Ripper stuff aaaaaages back.
Did you also do something about SpringHeeled Jack, or am I mixing you up with someone else?

Edit: I am now not sure you did the JTR stuff either, so my headbrain is all confused.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# the strained expression is simply because they listen to their own music
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Ha ha I didn't want to be one the one to say it.
You see I have casually dissed 70s band of this ilk before and almost been lynched for it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# come one come all try to lynch me I can post all day! I can post all day! and they still couldn't lynch me!
ABBA is shit there's no use denying it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# haha!
lovely stuff as usual
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)