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# Well I wish another couple of birds would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# No, you really don't.
Well, unless you want to wake up in your flat, on a stripped bed, smelling smoke coming in from the garden because your girlfriend of a few years is burning your bedsheets due to 'the fibres'. (edit: should point out this happened to a mate, not Agnetha's stalkerlover)

Leave the mad girls alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# mad girls need love too
... but they probably have to pay for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# mad girls need love too
lovely restrictive, buckled love. That comes in rubber boxes. Biiiiiiig rubber boxes.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# how is this box constructed out of rubber?
is it reinforced in some manner or is it just strong rubber?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Reinforced with walls, a floor and a ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
#
and don't forget the moulded into the wall bed with no sharp corners and "strong bedding" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# that's the sexiest kind!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hah, not after the pills it isn't.
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# sedated too? Hot Dog!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Mnnnnng are you my new doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Yes, yes I am
*pulls back glove in a stereotypical style
SNAP
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# does this apply the other way around
for women to leave mad blokes alone?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Oh yes, my ex (I say ex, not really, see my old QOTW answers) was a bit *hums the magic roundabout*
luckily, he wasn't mad enough to think my dad was joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# bugger
how can I disguise various...um...conditions?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Lots of weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# yes, that's definitely the cure for people who are already moderately unhinged
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)