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# while i'm in a punning mood
And inspired by below


sorry
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# i thought these things smelt bad
on the outside

/han solo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Lone Ranger and Tonto are sounded by Indians
Lone Ranger says "What are we going to do? We're going to die?"
Tonto "What do you mean 'we'?"

*guffaws* *giggles* *rolls on floor* *laughs arse off*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# *picks up arse*
*runs off*

*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Remote bumming?
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# .
back to the physics gags:

'Curious Action at a distance'

gaffaw!
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Gah
You made me do a rl lol D:
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I win!
woohoo!
(sleipnir, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)
# You win an internet
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# way of the future
how do you bum? full contact?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Well of course!
Tell me of this future bumming though
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# no strings
reduced friction

reduced risk of bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Wow!
I must know this art of remote bumming!
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Sting will show us the way
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# don't bums fall off after a stinging?
or is that just bees?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)
# please don't start a bee thread
my scroll finger couldn't cope
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# i didn't intend to ;)
my scroll finger was viciously twatted into a cup today during a spirited game of wii sports baseball
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)
# well i hope you had you're wrist strap on
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# i did indeed.
still got a purple finger, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Purple finger eh?
more realistic I suppose....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# looking good
lewis!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)
# feeling good
billy ray
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# *puts on trading places*




*wees oneself*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)
# "those men tried to have sex with me" lol
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)
# tis definately the film to watch when youve been
on beer and drugs all night.

God i needed a blowout1


Edit: stops film because my joy division complete discography torrent just completed!
Woo.




*goes all moody*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# *rocks back and forth*
love will tear us apart....again
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)
# i wish i still had my sinclair
then i could make tunes as ace as decades.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)
# I'm tempted so tempted...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# cough!


it's a rubbish bee isn't it

/can't draw wings
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Bee yoiu say?


shit! mine has no wings too!

woo for bees ability to fly when their wings are too small
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# well at least it's got legs
and looks like a B
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# you want one of these graphics tablets
theyre had to swallow but they make even the most talentless artist look competant.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# i really want one
but the kids keep moaning about food and x boxes and wii and hdtv's and, and why did i ever start work for gary glitter in the first place dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)
# TopTip #352: Whenever i need children i just borrow one of my fathers illegitimate ones.
They are prepaid and you can take them back when your done with them.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# ha genious
right,I'm out of beer and off to bed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)
# easy
winthorpe.

Stay cool.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)
# LR: I knew I shouldn't have had a second Jimson weed enema before lunch.
     T: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# moar ris here
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# file name
taun taun/ tonto hence my hilarious star wars quote above :P
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)
# how would you smell if some conquistador
gave you disease riddled blankets eh?
HOW?!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)