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# look in your pants aswell and I'll make it 2.50000001
lol, floating point number error
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# pfft is that THE best comeback you have?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# *loads up m-60*
funnily enough, no :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# *snipes with awp*
BOOM!!

HEADSHOT!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# pointing a mouse ain't quite as good as the real thing, man
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I don't actually do either
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hehe, "no barrier to commerce"
tho I think it's difficult to obtain nuclear devices still

a pity, it would be a fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# have you ever fired a real gun?
i shot my mate in the leg once, she was not pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# fuck no, I leave that to the nutters
plus I can't afford ammunition, that shits expensive, plus I'd probably have to pay for range time as apparently you can't just sit in a field and offload several thousand rounds

some folk are just so twitchy!

tho if I get pissed off and find a few £k lying about I might have a go of a few things, it's all doable legally, just expensive when it's for fun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# my brother had a few air rifles
he would peg stuff to the washing line and try to shoot it off. it pissed him off greatly that i'm a much better shot than him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
#
www.flickr.com/photos/zootcadillac/sets/919487/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# nice winchester!
the glock isn't bad, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# 0_0
good one! with something other than an air-rifle?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# unfortunately, no.
it was a sodding webley.
the way she was crying, you'd have thought i'd hit her with a damn minigun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# well you know having .38 or .455 in diameter lead slug driven into your arse
at more than the speed of sound is gunna hurt a bit. Jesus a fish hook in the rear is bad enough.

How, precisely did all this happen?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# we were in my mum's kitchen with my brother's rifle
she said i didn't have the balls to shoot someone, so i shot her. it was only a pellet, i knew it wasn't going to do her any real damage.
shut her up, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# you play css?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# no, not really.
played a bit of one of the counterstrikes (CZ) offline cause I'm too tightarsed to buy a license and it got uninstalled when I rebuilt that box...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# what about asp.net ?
good gaaaaime good gaaaaime

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)