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# that's no ostrich
*obtains banjo*
*twangs*
\begin{sing}
oh let me tell you of an interview,
with an old man emuuuuuuuuuu!
he's got a beak and feathers and things,
but the poor old fella aint got no wings!
\end{sing}
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Aaaah
An emu.
Easy mistake to make. They seem to use the same mascara.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)
# hums I would draw an sexy emu with tits if I didn't hate them so much
an emu stole my lunch when I was little. So I hate them.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)
# *obtains uke*
[sing]I'm leaning on a lamp post/ at the corner of the street/ In case a certain little lady comes by/ oh me/ oh my/ In case a certain little lady comes by [/sing]
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)
# do you actually have a uke?
I'm disappointed I don't have a banjo, but it's hard to sing while playing a didgeridoo
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)