It's not as bad as killing yourself by jumping in front of a car.
That must fuck up the poor bastard who's driving.
Trouble is, there's not many ways to punish people who commit suicide inconsiderately.
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Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:42,
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Trouble is, there's not many ways to punish people who commit suicide inconsiderately.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
I've never understood the purpose of making suicide illegal?
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Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:43,
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Maybe it's to encourage efficiency.
If you fail to kill yourself, you know you'll be in the shit.
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Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:45,
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But if you fail, you haven't
commited suicide. Therefore youc an't be done. Surely it is not against the law to hurt yourself?
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Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:46,
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a lot suicide cases the person isnt really trying to kill themselves, its an outcry for help.
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Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:47,
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Is it not less painful just to shout
HELP!
I am being facetious by the way....
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Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:50,
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I am being facetious by the way....
Nah, no one bothers if you shout help. You have to shout "FIRE!" apparently
I get all my facts out of movies, so it has to be true
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Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:53,
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*remembers*
*sings*
"FIre, I need somebody,
Fire, Not just anybody...."
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Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:54,
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"FIre, I need somebody,
Fire, Not just anybody...."
attempted suicide was illegal in australia up until the mid eighties
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Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:00,
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Use their escaping souls to power despicable machines so they become trapped forever in horrific metal.
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Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:44,
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Provided I replace 'their escaping soul' with 'illegal immigrants'.
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Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:48,
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but what if they are able to take over one of these fear engines?
what then?
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Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:50,
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Then we set the other fear machines on it,
to remove the impurity.
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Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:51,
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i'm envisaging these fear engines as lashed together from black iron and wood with tar covered ropes
damn i want to see them fight...
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