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# I'm hungry... but can I be arsed to make food?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Yes
Yes you can.
I suggest you damn to hell your RDA of vitamins fat and that and make
EGG AND CHIPS
Because you're worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Bloomin' heck, I'm far too lazy to do that. I might just read through the hunger pains.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Well come round mine
because in a couple of hours that will be my tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I'lll jump on the bus :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Would you like one of my Jaffa Biscuits?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Biscuits?
BISCUITS?
What nonsense is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# They are a bit stale and the cake is now like crunchy biscuit!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Oh dear
Jaffa Cakes are best eaten weeks before their sell by date.
Some batches start getting a bit iffy even a few days BEFORE the sell by date.
Never buy the tubes. I did science on tubes vs boxes and the boxes came out tops regarding freshness/longevity due to the tubey Jaffa Cakes not being sealed in plastic baggy things.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# You Sir...
Have too much time on your hands!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# It's my job, Mr Bloke!
Mr Bloke!(I'm serious).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Yes! Also, Clansoul knightships don't count. UNLESS THEY'RE CUNTSHIPS. LOLSOLSOSLSOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# * The certificate he gave me, has a little Ginger Pube on it...

* Must be real?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)