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# 'Roxanne' is the best drinking game ever
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# does it involve rampant sex?
if not, then there is a major flaw in your argument.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)
# if you are capable of having sex you haven't played your drinking games correctly
drinking games should result in everyone in a catatonic state
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# that's the good thing about being female
catatonia is no barrier to sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# well no.... it just turns into rape...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# really?
*sets lawyers on ex*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# someone i know's girlfriend passed out whilst they were having sex once
he carried on. its not just me, thats creepy right?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# it is creepy
but as long as he doesn't wake me up, i'm happy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# pffftt.....
"was it good for you"
*SNORE*
"giggity"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)
# so it was YOU hiding in my wardrobe???
i never would have guessed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# ooooooh right =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# did you steal my handcuffs while you were in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# god i wish, i need a pair.
i'm in the process of educating the missus
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)
# best get a ball-gag
and a cat o' nine tails too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# o_Q
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)
# i lost my catty
i didn't really use it, it was a gift
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)
# I always remember someone turned up to show and tell
with her parents cat an nine tails. We were to young to really see the full implications.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Roxannnnom, nom, nom.
*GULP*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Alright then,
SECOND BEST drinking game.
Or maybe third.

It is a good one.

As long as someone has the song. If not it would be Karaoke Roxanne, which has been scientificistically proven to be the WORST drinking game ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)
# even worse than pass the herpes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# That depends
Herpes isn't fatal, but my attempts at singing like Sting could be.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# fair enough
who can you sing like?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Sinatra!
Geoff Sinatra, Frank's tone-deaf brother :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)