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# IS IT STILL GAY SHIFT?


god I'm hungry.

This picture is a work in progress, I need to make the one on the left a bit less camp, and improve some anatomy and other stuff.

I did this while listening to lots of sting. LOTS OF STING.

Isn't sting good?
/late on the bandwagon
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Sting?
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(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)
# oooh, that looks like it does.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Pleasing coincidence.
Guess the first name of the 70s children's telly presenter getting sexually abused in the above motion picture.
(Clue: it's Cleo)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Dave.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# *grudgingly hands over the £5 and the keys to the internet*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# It's always Dave.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Magic, magic E! Magic, magic E!
Smack, becomes a SMEK! with me.
Magic, magic E! Magic, magic E!
Magic, magic E!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# hahahhaha!
that was on room 101 the other night
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I had insomnia that night too.
G'night, you lovely, lovely woman and all you other b3tards too!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# g'night!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Now thats
Gay shift.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Ta, I think. One does like to blend in.
You owe me an apostrophe.
You have seven days.
Or I'll sodding well... forget. Or something.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)
# "Roxanne" Sting or "Emperor's New Groove" Sting?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
# YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON YOUR RED LIGHT
I'm currently listening to Seven Days.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# "Roxanne" is the best drinking game ever
FACT
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# does it involve rampant sex?
if not, then there is a major flaw in your argument.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)
# if you are capable of having sex you haven't played your drinking games correctly
drinking games should result in everyone in a catatonic state
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# that's the good thing about being female
catatonia is no barrier to sex.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# well no.... it just turns into rape...
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# really?
*sets lawyers on ex*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# someone i know's girlfriend passed out whilst they were having sex once
he carried on. its not just me, thats creepy right?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# it is creepy
but as long as he doesn't wake me up, i'm happy ;)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# pffftt.....
"was it good for you"
*SNORE*
"giggity"
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)
# so it was YOU hiding in my wardrobe???
i never would have guessed!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# ooooooh right =D
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# did you steal my handcuffs while you were in there?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# god i wish, i need a pair.
i'm in the process of educating the missus
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)
# best get a ball-gag
and a cat o' nine tails too.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# o_Q
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)
# i lost my catty
i didn't really use it, it was a gift
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)
# I always remember someone turned up to show and tell
with her parents cat an nine tails. We were to young to really see the full implications.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Roxannnnom, nom, nom.
*GULP*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Alright then,
SECOND BEST drinking game.
Or maybe third.

It is a good one.

As long as someone has the song. If not it would be Karaoke Roxanne, which has been scientificistically proven to be the WORST drinking game ever.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)
# even worse than pass the herpes?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# That depends
Herpes isn't fatal, but my attempts at singing like Sting could be.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# fair enough
who can you sing like?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Sinatra!
Geoff Sinatra, Frank's tone-deaf brother :(
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# pfff
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)
# HE'S A HORN-ED LOVE DEMON
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
# It's another gaia thing.
Except the dude on the right is meant to be Chris Redfield. I will work on that.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# you are a gaiafag
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# TRU DAT
But I have been called "One of the coolest Gaiafags ever."
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# well that's alright then.
i've not even seen gaia actually, but all the stories tell of a terrible place of terror and anime emoticons.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Haha.
I suggest checking it out.

It's quite fun to dress up your avatar, and discuss the economy and how the noobs will spread their chatspeak everywhere and be the end of us all. As well as which NPC will (be the next gay one/die/turn into a vampire/go insane).

It's interesting.

And for people interested in non-internet things, there's loads of other forums. Like for music and art and food, and celebrities, but no-one goes there, except retarded 13 year old girls.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# But if I do that I won't be able to go near 4chan without setting off alarms, being declared as cancer
and finally being expunged.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Hahaha.
I've got a few /b/ friends, and they've not set me on fire, but then again, I'm not a furry, and then again, one of my friends is.. well anyway. I go on 4chan, but only for /cm/ /cgl/ /co/ /r9k/ and occasionally porn.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# I love how the ORIGINAL CONTENT BOARD ROBOT NINE THOUSAND is just a board of relationship advice, penis advice, beard advice and relationship penis beard advice
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)
# I currently mainly see advice.
And discussions on icky things or how to kill people.

I remember an awesome thread some time ago, I think it was archived, all about ways to save money.

One thing was that some pizza vouchers never expire, and can be reused.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)
# YAY SELF DRAWN PORN!!!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
# YAY!


Click for bigger (240KB)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# cockweasle's birthday?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)
# yesterday.
I just wanted to post my weasel, with a cock.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# bugger I would have wished him well
I have to draw out my irn bru adventure for him. I haven't been in a good enough mood to do it recently...
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Hahaha, this isn't porn.
I've noticed dudes are better at anatomy than faces. With both male and female bodies. It's interesting.

Also how some people are fantastic at drawing, but pants at colouring.

I could point out a few pointers, want them? Otherwise, woo!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# yeah go for your life
simple reason guys are better at anatomy than faces is because you can always put a bag on her head.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Okay :D
Her hair is a bit weird, not having a back that is, otherwise it's alright, could do with a bit more of a flow, but it's nice.

The general anatomy seems alright, though her boobs have a bit too much definition on top, it's giving a bigger impression of stuffing than boobage, and unless you're doing enormous ones, they don't fully show through the fabric. Stare at more JJ.

Her hips could be a bit wider, or shoulders a bit smaller, but they seem good.

I'm shit at legs, so I'll just say look at more pictures of legs.

The feet look a bit like hooves, I'd suggest looking at people sanding normally, feet are more pointed out.

Otherwise, cockin' A!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# yeah I noticed
Hair: oh arse, that was supposed to be shaded :(
the legs/hips/feed thing came out a bit wrong becuase I actually wanted to draw her skirt more than anything, and then felt obliged to complete.

The boobies, well I haven't seen enough of them irl either.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# *breaks out the worlds smallest violin*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)
# hahahaha I thought that was snot!
I thought that was just an Aussie thing I've done the little finger action to so many people of different nationalities and they haven't gotten it
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Resevoir Dogs baby :)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# bugger when did that come out
ARSES: 1992?!?!?! AND I STILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO PEOPLE.

did they do the act of playing the violin? or just say it.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)
# steve buscemi does it in his opening speech about not wanting to tip
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:21, archived)
# you must be doing it wrong
it's a universal cliche by now
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I think I've done it to too many americans
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)
# i think i may have worked out why you're single....
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I know why I am single
becuase I'm not a "confident" person which really means I'm not an arrogant gutter swab that's prepared to slither over to and ingratiate myself with women.

Some people take me at face value but then I'm "just a friend". Which means they will never root me, they will go out with utter pricks, they will laugh at me when I a say I'm lonely. BUT when the cry to me about how they got dumped and how much of a play-around tosser he was, and I give the same disinterested response as they give me they come the raw prawn.

Shit, I'm a tad bitter this morning.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# I suggest eating chocolate.
Or going and getting some manly exercise by lifting up a sofa and lowering it a few times.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# id rather curl up in the feotal position and cry
/emos
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I'm an arrogant
filthy, slimy, confident, arrogant, good-looking, arrogant bastard and I have been known to smother the odd lady with my charm ( back when I was allowed ). But I have a big cock so it all turned out nice in the end. ;)

Seriously, I'm a lot older than you. Don't mistake confidence for arrogance and trust me, one of the most attractive things that ladies find in a man is confidence.

edit:// although you are an antipodean. If you can't get an Aussie bird to shag you then you must be hideous. I've never met an Aussie bird who did not want to fuck within at least 5 hours.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# ^every part of this except the lot older than you
edit: and the edit
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I'm bawling my eyes out at the edit.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# It's not your fault.
They have all moved to London and usually are looking for a bed for the night because it's the night off from their bar job and they know they have not got a hope in hell of getting back into their digs at 5am.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)
# wow that does sound classy
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)
# if you are ever in London
and it's 3am and you don't have a dancing partner to go home with, just get a cab to the nearest Walkabout and take your pick.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)
# but i'd have to go to a walkabout... people might see me there....
my prey used to be the fish out of water girls at rock gigs.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)
# i don't know what come the raw prawn means
but if you want a piece of genuine honest advice, with absolutely no bullshit whatsoever, listen: its not worth trying to find someone that will just let you fuck them if neither of you care about each other. if you're being yourself with these girls and they don't want you, in the long run its a good thing. everyone meets someone that they make a connection with sooner or later and its usually absolute fluke when it happens. its not worth upsetting yourself over. life's too short.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# yeah i know ive sortof been in the first situation
raw prawn (yay strine!) is to sort of pretend ignorance usually hypocritically such as to play the victim in a situation. cf carry on like a pork chop
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:15, archived)
# give me a for example i don't really get it
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# ok, ummm
KEBAB: BEDLAM YOU ARSEHOLE!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEALING MY GROG?!?!?!?

TO'B: I SAY!! Such accusations are almost not worthy of my highbrow response! However, lest my reputaion be sullied, I must vigorously protest against these wild accusations!!

KEBAB: AH FUCK OFF AY!!! DON'T COME THE BLOODY RAW PRAWN!!! YOU'RE HOLDING A BLOODY TINNY OF FOSTERS FOR CHRIST SAKE, SO DON'T PISS ON MY HEAD AND TRY AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!!!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)
# you have such a wonderfully colourful language
tell me, do you actually say "point percy at the porcelin" 'down under'?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:33, archived)
# yeah, same as splash the boots, water horses etc.
I think (if you've seen the famous bit out of Barry MacKenzie) they used two phrases out of context, namely "strain the spuds" and "shake hands with the wife's best friend" used to mean piss when I'd interpret them as wank
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)
# I love that last one.
"Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining."
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)
# get with the best slang phrases around:
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:44, archived)
# please
as I'm shit at faces


and hopeless at colouring


;)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# and modest too
/can't do either
:(
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# you certainly are not shit at faces
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# where sophia loren, eh?
are you and walrus man going to release these as posters btw?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)
# bacall ftw
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# I started Sophia Loren
but got horribly bored and never got beyond the rough sketch point.

Edit:// posters? I have no idea. That would be up to the young fella. I've given him the choice.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# she had finest arse a woman has ever had
perfect hourglass figure.

*sigh*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# it is totally unfinished
and in need of the contrast cleaning up but it's all I have.



Click for bigger (366KB)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# that as maybe, its still lovely :)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Haha.
It's just a general trend in a few things on deviantart I've noticed.

Of course there are people who practice in all realms, and so are rounded out well, but people seem to focus on one thing.

I focused a lot on drawing males and drawing eyes and colouring. So I'm not so good at females and I'm still shit at anything below the waist.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# *nudges* eh? eh? *nudges*
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Hmm?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)
# you big pot of talent, you!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Your shit.
This is what I call a face:

And colouring:


But all silliness aside, you're pretyy fucking awesome, and that's an understatement.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# haha.
If I could hug you now.... you'd probably call the police.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)
# :D
*dials 99*
*waits*
And Christ I ought to be sleeping now, goodbye!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Second one isn't loading for me.
Post biggar!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)
# bigger? 2.7MB bigger?
Pasanonic /Walrus Man

click for internet breakage
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:15, archived)
# It's alright.
It's not painty enough for things I tend to like.

I do like your painty things by the way =)
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)
# ah well. In that case
I have nothing for you as I'be not done anything of a 'painty' nature in a while.
This maybe?

zootcadillac.deviantart.com/art/Sunrise-86654605
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)
# I still prefer the painty D:
It sounds a bit rude, for me to say I'm not fond of things which look too filtery, but it's true.

The most filters I tend to use are blurs, and occasionally that one which makes circles, polar to linear or something.

I like masks though, and opacity and levels and such cleocatra.deviantart.com/art/Artist-response-to-C-Remy-80897271
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)
# The image above is completely
painted, from scratch with photoshop brushes. No source material or excessive filter work. ( I did use the fibres filter to create the water, it was an easy cop out after spending 7 or so hours on the rest of it and getting to the bored stage ).

That's a nice manip. I like a bit of that stuff.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Woo! :D
For round tits!
As opposed to square ones...

Also: 1040 messages in a week!?!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I have no life alright, I would prefer to change this but...
besides, it's no less than Catpain Oww posts...
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# THEN GO OUT AND MEET THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS NOW WHILST YOU STILL HAVE ALL YOUR HAIR
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# up n' under?
i'm seeing film quotes everywhere tonight, whether they're intentional or just my mind working overtime is another matter.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# It has HOOFS?
??
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# very nice Miss.
but you fall foul of my 'work in progress in a new thread rule' so you will have to go over my knee.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# But but there's probably gonna be a week in between!
It's like improving on an earlier work instead ;_;
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Yes, Sting is rather good.
And there's nothing wrong with being late to a bandwagon if it's a good one :D
I prefer The Police's earlier stuff to Sting's later solo stuff tho.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# I have an eclectic music taste.
I tend to like most stuff. I like both the Police's earlier and Sting's later stuff.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# NICELY DRAWN. WELCOME TO THE GAYSHIFT. ARE YOU A BOY? DO YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Sorry, female here.
Oh yeah. I drew you. Did you like it?

Check your messages, otherwise here's a small version cleocatra.deviantart.com/art/ttssattsr-90595640
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)
# sting? that's not music. it's anti-music.
it's sounds for the deaf. it's insect grammar. it's cooking with sand. it's contact lenses made of lava. it's rectal itch cream made of poison ivy. it's just not right.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:57, archived)