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(Captain Black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

maybe his legs had just grow

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

I call for a Sunday Jesus Thread!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

lol

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

go fuck the pope

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

Dogs fucked the pope? Not my fault.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

I heard the pope, like, puts dog food on his, like, "parts", yeah?

and, like, gets dogs to TOTALLY, like, lick it off?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

whoah dude

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

this is pure lolz..

i'm sorry

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

i've just found out that he's tying up two ambulences which are

on stand by where he's staying, and there's a fucking hospital ward reserved for him if the need arises.
Sorry for snapping but world youth day is really giving me the shits

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

what?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

i live in sydney

this week is world youth day (yes, that's right)
the pope is here

so the finest of heathcare is sitting there waiting for him if he gets a paper cut or his hemorrhoids hurt. while other old people die of gastro.

public transport is up the shitter
i can be arrested for wearing an "annoying" teeshirt or saying condoms are a good idea. fuck me i'll probably get arrested for not being a catholic.

I don't like it.
google news

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

Go and steal one his communion wafers, jizz on it and hand it back shouting "I've jizzed all over Jesus, you weird fucks!"

scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/07/i_get_email_special_cracker_ed.php

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

Lol soggy jesus biscuit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

Ah, I see

I can relate. My home town of The Hague was in total lockdown when Clinton came to visit. No trams, no buses. I couldn't even walk across the city centre ~~to my work~~ from my work home.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

sympathies :(

incidentally drivers are warned to be extra careful becuase there will be "more pedestrians crossing" in world youth shindig. :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

Allow me to apply the Universal Translator to this.

*click*
The Pope's a cunt.

There we go. Any other questions?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

I'm an aussie, therefore bigoted.

The Pope's a Catholic cunt.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

I agree. He is a MASSIVE cunt.

"Here, Herr Hitler. Let me give you a tongue-bath. *nom nom nom*"
"Ja, das is lovely. Now for Mass. Mass killings, moar liek! ROFL!"
"Bless you, Herr Hitler."

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

haha

i forgot ratzinger was a german!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

Haha, no.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

Agreed!

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)