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# Thank you.
:]

*hides from flying appliances*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# everyone tries to hide
they'll find you sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Shit.
I don't wanna be found. :/


Also: my hands are no longer purple except my fingertips and my nails. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# why were your hands purple?
is this the done thing in new joisey these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hahahah
not quite. I decided to put some purple dye in my bangs (which are very dark brown) so they would shine purple. I keep a pack of rubber gloves under the sink for when I dye my hair, but for some reason, there was only one glove. So I used it, but then I needed my other hand, too. And when I rinsed the dye out, I didn't use the glove. So I got purple all on my hands. And my forehead, but that came off.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# News in brief:
"I accidentally got hair dye on my hands"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# LONG STORIES FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Heh Heh

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# ahhh i see.
i made the mistake of eating cheetos once. a lot of them. i was in texas and over the course of a long beer and Wii packed evening i ate a lot of cheetos. a lot of cheetos.

my hands were nuclear fucking orange for the best part of a week
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Hahahahahah.
That's why I don't eat Cheetos. I don't trust the colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)
# What about jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Pffft.
I don't trust the way it moves
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# jelly shouldn't be orange
it should be raspberry
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# i'd never had them before. they're weirdly addictive though
when we were shopping earlier that day i had to buy them because i was in walmart and i'd never seen as big a single bag of crisps. i swear it must have been at least two or three kilos
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Yeah those are the ones we give to babies.
The family size bag is literally large enough to house a large family inside.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# whats your unit of measurement for a large family
we talking a large family of mormons or a LARGE family of fatties
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Mormons?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Utah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Have you gone all over the US or something?
Because I've never been to Texas or Utah and I live in this country.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# That's why you're smart enough to avoid Texas and Utah.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# i've never been to Utah yet
but i've been to Maine, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut New York, New joisey, Pennsylvania, DC, Maryland, Virginia, West virginia, Tennessee, Missouri, Georgia, South Carolina, Florida, Texas, Colorado and California.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Hahahahah
damn! I've only been to New York, Pennsylvania, Florida, and Arizona (inside the US). My aunt lives in Florida, and my Grandma in Arizona.
But next time you're 'round here, come say hi. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)
# i'm aiming to visit all 50 at some point or other.
if y'all weren't so bad shit fucking crazy when it comes to politics you'd be my favourite country
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:09, archived)
# i'm reading al franken's lies and the lying liars who tell them
i recommend it. he's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Hm...
alright. I'll remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Hahahah
Everything's bigger in WalMart, doubly so in Texas. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# their wasps are huge too.
actually they're OMGFUCKINGGODITSBIGGERTHANTHESUN big
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Hahahahah.
That's fucking worrying. I stay inside so I don't see many bugs, but in Jersey the mosquitoes are OMGFUCKINGGODITSBIGGERTHANTHESUN big.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# oh yeah they were huge too
like flying oil derricks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# One thing I still notice here
is how big some of the ants are.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# i for one welcome our new overlords
/ac

but seriously, i'm suprised cats haven't started using american ants as steeds
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)