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# Good Morning Professor!
My weekend was ok. I got very drunk on Friday night, mildly merry on Saturday and went out last night and got Sloshed on Cider for a pound a pint! To top it all off as well, I am going to France for the day tomorrow which I only found out last night :D

BRING ON THE WINE AND CHEESES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# *brings on the wine and cheeses*
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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Thank you Man Slave!
How do this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# And the hairy, hairy wimmins...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Silly Wow!
French wimmins is not hairy! French wimmins am the sexeh!

I present for the defence this:http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Audrey-Tautou/Audrey-Tautou-27.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Not really my type, she's got too young a face
and her top lip just.... grates on me. Like Scarlet Johansson. Top lip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Scarlett FTW!
I sat next to her at a concert a couple of years back and sex glomped myself almost instantly. Even better is that she is shorter than me which is no mean feat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Nah, even without the weird top lip for me she'd just be average attractiveness.
I find her somewhat plain....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# how very fortuitous
I'll be in Normandy for a wee while in a couple of weeks - if you manage to conquer France before then, could you please leave some rudimentary food and booze provision in place so that I might enjoy my holiday.

Many thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# No problem.
I am off to Montroyes.

Now before any of you pedantic fuckwits correct me, I know that is not the correct spelling but I can not for the life of me think how to spell it right now....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)