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# Found this old poster at the weekend


(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Pfft
"Fanny"

edit: Oh no you ruined my childish reaction to the word "fanny"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *manhugs*



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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *returns*


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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)
# FANNY
othernumber
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)
# TITTIES
3635
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Ooh, a countdown!
We should make a picture together!

=D


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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)
# If you can wait until October, then I'm all for it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Heh! *blushes*
The way I've been going lately, it could be October before I get to 15k...


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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)
# REMOVE YOUR CLOTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *joins in uninvited*

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(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Jezoh!
b3ta orgy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# :D
good ning professor
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)
# 'lo there!



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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)
# that's right
keep talking -- all the time we're getting closer to the money shot...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Haha!
It won't be today, I've got to think of something first.

And save up for a flight to Germany =)


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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I already have had mine done and waiting in the wings for 2 weeks
Sad cunt that I am

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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hahah, excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Mae
but chucklesome nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)
# bah!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Oh yeah its Fannie Mae
*fists a shake*

other marvellous investments include Wayne Kerr, which gives regular small returns im advised
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Very good
(ahem i think its fannie)

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)
# DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GREAT?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Uncle Bulgaria?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Britain!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# The size of your text
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)
#
text penis
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *is mildly intrigued*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
#
ly intrigued green, hairy-lipped squid
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
# As soft as gervais....
:D
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# Haha!
'ning all =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)
# nings prof!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)
# good ningage squire!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)
# haha!~
'secure a good shat?'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)
# OMG REAL NEWS!!
I santanDARE you to do something about Alliance and Leicester

... also - ningles b3tans; how was your collective weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Have this instead...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZADp3wyrUo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *glees*
late 80s early 90s?

And just look at them now - who knew?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# 'lo Prof
my weekend was boozy and now I'm knackered. But at least I'm getting paid to be here.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Guten Tag
My weekend consisted of eating and sleeping and occasional visits to the loo

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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)
# THIS except also completing MGS4
*massive amounts of extremely inappropriate behaviour*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# hullos! *hugs*
What is this MGS4?

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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Metal Gear Solid 4
it's a game on the PS3 (and probably XBOX 36fail as well) with the cunningly titled Solid Snake as the main character. Sneaky beaky shooty climby war stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow!
pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow! pow!

shooty


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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Zactly like that
when you're not creepy-creepy. I does love my sniping.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# :D tru dat
Not had a good Pow! for ages

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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Step into my office, young Dixon.
What rubber glove? Oh this.....it's for something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# :D Pow! me up, baby :D
Right, back to workipoos.

*plants long, lingering kiss on the back of your neck*

tra

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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Phwoooar
*manlove*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# was it very very good
or very very very good?

also - ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# It was ace, everyone can fuck off
I really liked it. Yes, the cut scenes were heavy, but brilliant (and you can pause them).

Nong!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# alright
... and how was Care Bears the Movie?*

*firefox spellchecker appears not to have the following 3 words in it's dictionary
- Movie
- Firefox
- Spellchecker.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Didn't get round to it....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# not on xbox
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Get yourself a PS3, it's the console of champions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Only just persuaded Lady s
to let me get an Xbox...

It serves my needs just fine... for now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I liked my 360 ...
and it does have a lot of great games on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# The 360 can fuck off
*tattoos 'Property of the Sony Corporation' on her forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# there's plenty of games on the 360 and not the PS3 which are really good.
Too Human looks pretty ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Good Morning Professor!
My weekend was ok. I got very drunk on Friday night, mildly merry on Saturday and went out last night and got Sloshed on Cider for a pound a pint! To top it all off as well, I am going to France for the day tomorrow which I only found out last night :D

BRING ON THE WINE AND CHEESES!
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# *brings on the wine and cheeses*
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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Thank you Man Slave!
How do this morning?
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# And the hairy, hairy wimmins...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Silly Wow!
French wimmins is not hairy! French wimmins am the sexeh!

I present for the defence this:http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Audrey-Tautou/Audrey-Tautou-27.JPG
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# Not really my type, she's got too young a face
and her top lip just.... grates on me. Like Scarlet Johansson. Top lip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Scarlett FTW!
I sat next to her at a concert a couple of years back and sex glomped myself almost instantly. Even better is that she is shorter than me which is no mean feat :D
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# Nah, even without the weird top lip for me she'd just be average attractiveness.
I find her somewhat plain....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# how very fortuitous
I'll be in Normandy for a wee while in a couple of weeks - if you manage to conquer France before then, could you please leave some rudimentary food and booze provision in place so that I might enjoy my holiday.

Many thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# No problem.
I am off to Montroyes.

Now before any of you pedantic fuckwits correct me, I know that is not the correct spelling but I can not for the life of me think how to spell it right now....
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# Marvellously done!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)