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# I wondered the other day
this idea of nuidty in art being different to nudity NOt in art.

Like, why can they advertise an art exhibition on the tube with a painting of a nudie lady?

They can show programmes about AFrican ladies with flabby tits int he afternoon?

But tits are considered rude and naughty in geeneral... I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# It's about intent/ purpose.
I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# But arent paintings of nudie ladies
just the porn of their day?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# not as such.
grotty woodcuttings in penny dreadfuls were the porn of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# not really
although, there wasn't really a differentiation before the last 2 centuries.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# the two things which have facilitated the technological development of the human race
1) War
2) Pornography

we're a bunch of wanky warmongers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# shut up,
the aliens might be reading.

WE ARE NICE PLEASE COME DOWN, I AM BORED
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# it's more than likely space faring alients will be after a fight or a shag
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# LET'S STOP KILLING EACH OTHER BUILD SOME FUCKING SPACE SHIPS
AND EXPLORE INNER AND OUTER SPACE AS ONE PEOPLE


FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Shut up,
get back to work, drink this beer, watch more TV...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# shut up watch this, watch american gladiators
here's 63 channels of it. watch these pituitary retards bang their fuckin' skulls together and congratulate you for living in the land of the free.

here watch this, shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Heh
this has turned into a porn and hicks fest.

YES!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# this thread == worryingly similar to my life
*just add alcohol*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You're asking the wrong girliepoos.
I've never understood the difference. TBH, a lot of so-called 'art' is just some rollnecked cunt making bad porn and saying it means something. For reference see the video of the naked bloke jumping about that I saw at the Tate Modern a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# The one where
he's wearing a mask and boxing gloves?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# please see Bill Hicks;
1) no artistic merit
2) causes sexual thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# MORE COKE
MORE SNICKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I got a woody on the bus?
what are we going to do - ban public transport?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# you what causes sexual thoughts?
having a dick, lady
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I got upset then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# i'm fairly certain girl parts can cause them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Damn straight .
Have you ever been a girl in the right seat on the bus? Well then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *hugs*
I sometimes get upset when I watch or read his stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No I meant when watching it
upset as in 'oi you sexist bastard, girls can be horny too'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# oh
... well then - fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# besides which - he goes on to say
'or having - you know, whatever - I'm speaking for myself tonight...'

so... your bits are catered for too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I haven't learnt it by heart
he was a good comedian, but there are quite a few I like more. Dylan Moran, for one. Possibly the man that makes me laugh the most.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I meet him quite regularly
he's a very nice chap; exceedingly so. Bit of a grumpty cunt sometimes, but he carries it well.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I love grumpy people
being a bit of a grumblepuss myself.

He's the only stand up comedian to ever make me cry with laughter, as far as I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I agree
you should also try and see Phil Kay who is (along with Hicks & Stewart Lee and Richard Herring) one of my all time favourites and possibly one of the loveliest people to walk the Earth - and a top kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)