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# Shelfish, I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# oh man, I want to see the jerker table action
edit: also, what's with those speakers?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# a ps3, an alarm clock, a small block of something and a shit ton of books
bud dum tch.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# the feng shui going on here concerns me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# you should be more concerned about the....
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*SUPRISE BUM SEX*!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I'm concerned alright
I've been waiting 3 days

I'm going to phone the council soon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# "hello council sex line...
... you want what... well we'll need to phone the planning department first, please hold."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# "sorry this is the highways department, do you need a crevice filling in?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
# "no put me through to the bakers...
I need some one who knows how to remove a bun from an oven"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# a shit ton of books?
oh you mean a few?

I was just looking on my bedroom bookshelves and a quick count comes to over 200. They are just the ones I like near. The shelves in the study must have at least 1000 on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# you
obviously haven't seen the rest of the shelf...

*shifty eyes*

talking which did you hear of the library that is sinking because when they designed it they didn't take into account the weight of the books. this makes me chortle lotsly.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# At last count
Our house contains over 10000 books. Is ridiculous.
(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:27, archived)
# Er
It's not actually *my* shelf, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# yes it is
you saw it at ikea

and you copied it

and you showed it to all your friends

but they laughed

hahaha, SHELFY GREBLORD!! SHELFY GREBLORD! that's what they said*

*may be lies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Not a very good copy
The books aren't in Swedish, and the equipment has cables.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# indeed, there should be a vacformed simu stereo
that must be the best company ever, making pretend electrical equipement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# you.. you mean you lied?!
HOW COULD YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# My faith in the infallible Internet!
It lies in tatters!
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# they're lying in potatos now?!
MY GRASP OF REALITY IS GROWING INCREASINGLY FLIMSIER!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# You need a JML reality stiffner
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# :D
JML really do think of everything.

their brains must be huuuawuuuge. I feel a JML brainstorm image compo could be quite fun
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# *cries*
HOW COULD YOU!!!!

*runs off leaving a stream of toilet roll*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# well.
the joke was sort of... elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Reminds me of that Fat Boy Slim Video
*awaits explosion*
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# i like it
i'd meant to save this for a disapproving reply,
but i shall post it in approval here
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# hahahaha
:D

from the land of kottbols
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Well
I have had that metronome. I sold it to my mate for ten bucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)