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# I have enough imagination
and I could draw porno like this:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1216034826/bird3b1.jpg
(probably unsafe even though it's a cartoon)

I'm hoping the exercise will prove motivating, hopefully to obtain sex rather than commit suicide.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:07, archived)
# why not combine the two?
let's say commmit suicide while having sex, or the other way around...

/the only way i think this can be done, is a girl lying with her legs spread, and you jump from a bit higher with a rope around your neck, just as you're nect snaps, you're getting in
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:23, archived)
# or have somesort of gun system that shoots me in the head upon a sharp jump in body temperature
corresponding to climax.

lovely.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:25, archived)
# well i can't design that, if you like me to.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:26, archived)
# the challenge will be finding a partner
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:34, archived)
# true.
i can provide with a flashlight. is it good enough?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:34, archived)
# thanks!
now that i have both hands i may be able to find my ass.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:46, archived)