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# ive had a silly night.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:07, archived)
# 'silly' as in you had a bean fight with a midget?
or 'silly' as in you just regained consciousness and there's a severed head in your fridge?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)
# sadly neither.
i ended up talking to this guy about how his dad had called him up and said he had some papers to sign and then he'd come all the way from crewe to sign the papers and then when hed got there they werent even for him to sign they were for his brother greg, so he had come all the way from crewe for no reason and he wasnt very happy. he had also lost his phone and for some reason i decided i needed to help him find his phone and then spent ages discussing where he phone could be. after a while though i realised he was just telling me the same thing over and over again and i came home.

i had a fun evening really, it was just a bit silly towards the end.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:13, archived)
# heh. did you know him before tonight?
or was he some stranger you were stalking with the intent on obtaining his head?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:20, archived)
# nah, i dont think he would of known how to use the internet,
he wasnt the smartest of guys but he had an interesting tale for a while.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:25, archived)
# i like the crazies, usually.
unfortunately substance abuse and poverty often make them too troublesome to deal with, but when they're just plain old bonkers, i'm a fan.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:32, archived)
# aye. they can be fun to talk too.
i thought this guy was going to try and fight me from time to time when he got angry that he didnt even have to sign any papers today. but i reckon i could of fighted him good so i wasnt scared.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:37, archived)
# there's a bum here in town i call kfc because he always smells like rancid fried chicken.
he makes boxing moves at people behind their backs and i've seen him get belted a couple of times by people who think he's a threat. he's about 3/4 the height of a normal adult human and weighs as much as a wet sheet.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:44, archived)
# You worry me.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:22, archived)
# it's my superpower.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:24, archived)
# doesn't anyone like my fun tube?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:44, archived)
# i'm trying to cut down on internets
so no more streaming videos :( including porno. :'(
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:47, archived)
# it's not porno, it's gospel music.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:53, archived)
# like this?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:07, archived)
# exactly like that.
i got to see the tiger lillies a few years ago in concert. absolutely wonderful.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:13, archived)
# *jealouses*
and i'll watch it in that case...

ed: watched :)

the comments however are sad.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)
# you don't read youtube comments, foolish human.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:28, archived)
# omg!!
did you see that steg?

+ i find this very funny(just the caption and the image):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLCpS3_X08c&feature=related

(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:25, archived)
# ah my bandwidth it dies!!!!!!
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:27, archived)
# you don't have to click everything!!!
you perv
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:29, archived)
# no porno?!?!?!
how will you live?

will you just draw sex and then fwap?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:55, archived)
# I have enough imagination
and I could draw porno like this:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1216034826/bird3b1.jpg
(probably unsafe even though it's a cartoon)

I'm hoping the exercise will prove motivating, hopefully to obtain sex rather than commit suicide.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:07, archived)
# why not combine the two?
let's say commmit suicide while having sex, or the other way around...

/the only way i think this can be done, is a girl lying with her legs spread, and you jump from a bit higher with a rope around your neck, just as you're nect snaps, you're getting in
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:23, archived)
# or have somesort of gun system that shoots me in the head upon a sharp jump in body temperature
corresponding to climax.

lovely.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:25, archived)
# well i can't design that, if you like me to.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:26, archived)
# the challenge will be finding a partner
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:34, archived)
# true.
i can provide with a flashlight. is it good enough?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:34, archived)
# thanks!
now that i have both hands i may be able to find my ass.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:46, archived)
# I though it was funny

but not everyone is of the same mind

"if u think tht this is funny its not u shouldnt have posted it u idiots whoever likes this video and think its funny go hit ur heads on a wall cause jesus rules and you dont!!!!!!!"
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:20, archived)
# haha, i didn't read the comments.
jesus rules, satan drools!
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:29, archived)
# Supper Dave and the valley of unwashed penises
Supper Dave enters the valley. There are many penises. How does our hero fair? He eats up all them penises and loves it.

The end.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:37, archived)
# i never ate any penises.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:38, archived)
# you lie.
i have pictures to prove
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:30, archived)