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# i'm being stalkerish
but having had a nose at your profile, just wanted to say hello fellow south coast person!

*stalk*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# helloooo
*lubes up hammer*

you fancy meeting up? I bet you're wearing a lovely blouse right now?

edit: shit! am I supposed to be lubing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i'm a love albatross!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# in a sexy way?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# haha god no.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# that's a shame
there's nothing better than a fine sexy love albatros on a summers morning. Preening it's feathers with it's long slender beak and tip toeing up and town with it's thin but shapely legs that go all the way up...

*readies*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I think you need to know whats about to go down
POW POW POW!

Hit after heavy hit on my pimped out love albatross
(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
She talked to me first punk, don't make me cast aspersions on the internet!!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# The only thing you cast on the internet
Is cat aids

(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# awww.
your username made me lol. it's funny cos it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# His stand up show just has to be seen
.
(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# He's so OLD
stop talking like a deformed chimp with a fanny for a mouth and Bernard Matthews turkey/ham slices for a tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# that was a rumour!
they were clean wholesome cats, and virgins too!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# nice sweet
virgin pussy

(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# she's a slag
you can just tell
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)