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# The next Harry Potter film is on it's way


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sorry!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# He majik'd his penis into 3?
or is it some weird bukkakie thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# indeed
it's his special party trick
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# your sig should be .co.uk
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# RIS??
it's a picture with 3 cdc's on it, what is there to get?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# You could get..
frustrated with thread wastery

or a throbbing cyber erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# awwww :(
but that took all my skillz to make!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# cyber erection it is then
*throbs*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# i done 3 in total and that was the better one
as he isn't spunking in the ginger ones face. I just thought that lowered the tone
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Have a throbbing cyber
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# An umbrella?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Aids man.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Yeah I heard he swapped his wand for a hammer??
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# You sick fiend!
You love Peter Sutcliffe?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# But do you love the ball end of a hammer?
*feels wrong*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# *fwaps*
don't stop
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Can't; only one hand free.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# i'm being stalkerish
but having had a nose at your profile, just wanted to say hello fellow south coast person!

*stalk*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# helloooo
*lubes up hammer*

you fancy meeting up? I bet you're wearing a lovely blouse right now?

edit: shit! am I supposed to be lubing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i'm a love albatross!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# in a sexy way?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# haha god no.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# that's a shame
there's nothing better than a fine sexy love albatros on a summers morning. Preening it's feathers with it's long slender beak and tip toeing up and town with it's thin but shapely legs that go all the way up...

*readies*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I think you need to know whats about to go down
POW POW POW!

Hit after heavy hit on my pimped out love albatross
(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
She talked to me first punk, don't make me cast aspersions on the internet!!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# The only thing you cast on the internet
Is cat aids

(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# awww.
your username made me lol. it's funny cos it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# His stand up show just has to be seen
.
(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# He's so OLD
stop talking like a deformed chimp with a fanny for a mouth and Bernard Matthews turkey/ham slices for a tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# that was a rumour!
they were clean wholesome cats, and virgins too!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# nice sweet
virgin pussy

(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# she's a slag
you can just tell
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# hahhah
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I Wasn't Expecting The Spanish Inquisition
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
#
arf!

well spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# hahah
odly enough I hadn't really noticed how similar they looked.

Anyone with 3 spunking cdcs deserves a spanish inquisition.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Next harry potter film on the way?
How can I express how little I give a fuck. HP is bloody awful. Tried reading the first one and just couldnt be arsed it was so dull. The films are even worse. Even the rather woo cast (coltrane, rickman etc.) couldnt rescue that from the annoying little twats.

Joke: Those harry potter films are so unrealistic, i beleive in flying cars, magic wands and spells but whoever saw a ginger kid with 2 friends.

Badum-Tissshh!
Its derwayahtellum.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# :)
kid with 2 friendsfurher with multiple websites?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# The ginger fuhrer is an exception to the rule
he is actually created from the parts of webdesiners that died before their time, they were reassembled at Vint Cerfs lab when the internet was born and mixed with the digital afterbirth to create a nazi webmonster to destroy e-mail servers.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# "whoever saw a ginger kid with 2 friends"
haha!!! classic
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# OI!
I resent that. Some of us gingers are very popular. Even with the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# GINGERly tREDs around a touchy subject.
You've said yerself on many occasions that your childhood contained taunts about your red hair and it made you a nightmare to deal with. It's just something that happens, the ginger kid gets treated different, I just shared a joke I heard about it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# touchily treds around a ginger subject
morelike
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# yoor engrish
is not right.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# ya but I'll say any old bollocks for a laugh.
The army has made me a nightmare to deal with. That and the fact i am certified psychotic ( also by the army, but they like it that way ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# that's commonly known as pitty
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Then I've had more pity than most here
and I'm happier for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# RE Potter


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(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# hahah!!
harry potter sure does love teh cock

Edit: I've also noticed your superior shade of cdc to mine, I curse Vista paint and it's wishy washy shade of cock
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# RE Potter
XP ftw!
(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I think bill gates
is leading a rebellion against CDC pics.

"And the lord said that the CDCs will rain down from high, all shades of pink, brown, and even green, but not as much magenta as that fucking gates bloke removed it as a default colour in paint and noone could be bothered to pick it manually..." - God, Bible
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Harry's new bumbells
(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# check those biceps out
he sure has been lifting that meat
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)