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# thank you.
i now have swiss vegetable bouillon dripping out of my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# more stingy, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I hate having stuff up my nose.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# actually effects aside, there are few simple pleasures greater than insuffulating powders
though i rarely touch even snuff these days
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Do you know that brass filings have a sortof funny odour?
I'd noticed this at various stages of my existence, and conveyed my observations to my Dad who said 'yeah so does aluminium.'

After snorting Al filings I don't want things up my nose again.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# yup, every word i understand but the entire post is lost on me
you thought aluminium filings were an odd colour.

so you snorted them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# yeah I snorted aluminium and it fucking hurt.
this is why I like my nose clear of unusual substances. other than hair and the occasional blob of snot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# if i eat cooked ham, rice or boiled eggs
i get little bits of them up my nose, which i then have to blow out before i sneeze food.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# how do manage this?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I'm guessing you need to stop breathing through your nose while you swallow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# What is the difference between Bouillon and Soup?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# About £5 a bowl
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# WIN!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# And which way is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# it's much thinner
it's like stock rather than soup. it also has less calories and a lot less fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# OK.
SO you are basically drinking Vegetable tea then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# yep.
but i must say again that i've lost 17lbs 2 oz. in 10 days drinking this stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Well in that case well done muchly :)
I myself will stick to McPies and Lard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# In some countries that's considered a binding marriage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
#
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# bugger that!
*wipes nose hurriedly*
that counts as an annulment, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# That's OK
In the same country nose wiping means he has to give you all his goats!

EDIT: In related news; BBB has just got married!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)