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# I've decided this is bread.
BREAD, damn it.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# yes.
nice, warm, crusty bread.
don't you just want to slice into that bun-loaf and smear it with butter, before sinking your teeth into it?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Funny there was me thinking they were stools.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# silly kebab!
stools have legs!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# ^
stools is furniture.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Well next time you make a stool put in on the floor and sit on it.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I shall.
And the next time I do a poo I shall call it a poo and then not sit on it.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Hopefully.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# So that's what the man at the bar meant
When he offered to push my stool in.

(Old joke)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)