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# have we met before?...


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(Ironic BBQ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I've decided this is bread.
BREAD, damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# yes.
nice, warm, crusty bread.
don't you just want to slice into that bun-loaf and smear it with butter, before sinking your teeth into it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Funny there was me thinking they were stools.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# silly kebab!
stools have legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# ^
stools is furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Well next time you make a stool put in on the floor and sit on it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I shall.
And the next time I do a poo I shall call it a poo and then not sit on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Hopefully.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# So that's what the man at the bar meant
When he offered to push my stool in.

(Old joke)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# thankfully, I have just finished my lunch....
completely mad btw, so "excellent stuff!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
#
TYPE 2 MEETS TYPE 4
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# i like a man (or woman)
that does his research!
(Ironic BBQ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I AM A MAN, AND I CAN PROVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# That is horrendous!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Sadly close to what I thought
I used to have to grade bowel movements like that at work
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I went out with an andrology nurse for a while.
She spent entire days smelling spunk and checking its viscosity.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# You're a beige jobby, I'm a brown jobby
have we met somewhere before?
You're a beige jobby, I'm a brown jobby
Did we meet on the bathroom floor?

Stinky meat jobby, I'm a sweet jobby
How you thrill me through and through
Dont be hard jobby on a soft jobby
'Cause I cant help loving you.

Edit: Sorry. I don't know what happened to me there.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Have I ever told you how classy you are?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Would you like me to?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# only if you mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I always mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# You are mad and disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)