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# or they could do it naked
and have to use their cocks as the bat.

And all the fielders should be ladies, especially the wicket keeper
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Count me out.
That just made me cross my legs and wince.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# getting hit in the cock
is a lot less painful than getting it in the nuts
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I can't imagine
but I think fielding with the vagina would be quite painful also.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Oh I see
I wasn't suggesting the wicket keeper was only allowed to catch with her undercarriage, that'd just be stupid!

I just wanted her to squat there with her legs open, thus helping deflect the tedium of cricket.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Still no. I'd get confused and have no bladder control.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
But that could be bought into the play - like a rain delay in boring cricket
- if the wicket keeper's bladder goes before tea it's a draw!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Why don't we work for some sort of sport inventing body?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# there just ain't no call for it no more

(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# How utterly excrement.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)