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[challenge entry] Im sure
The fellas will identify with this one:

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(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# "I wish i could be the ordinary sort of comedian you know,
"Don't you hate it when the ladies ask you to go shopping for the tampons, fellas?"
If I tried that shit with my girlfriend she would be like,
"Aren't you the guy who fucked a midget once because he thought it would be funny?!"

...

"Yes! Yes I am! What size do you need?""

/doug stanhope sicko blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# HAHA
Plus points for perfect punctuation!
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)
# INSITST INSITST INSITST INSITST INSITST INSITST INSITST.
Also tl;dr. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# INSTITS
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Oh.
shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# /UNSHITS
aaaaaahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)
# sexism is no thing to joke about little man.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Incorrect,
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

EDIT: BTW your the sexiest thing ive seen on b3ta. But dont think that means I regret my sexist outburst. :P
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Ooh teh spelling ninja
shame he missed the apostrophe from 'IM'
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)
# FUCK
OFF

:)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)