I'd believe that. Here's a joke dad likes to bring out
'What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Yorkshireman?
A Yorkshireman is a Scotsman with all trace of humour and generosity removed. BOOM BOOM'
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Fri 1 Aug 2008, 8:56,
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Pfft!
Your dad is Basil Brush, AICMFP.
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finnbar has officially retired,
Fri 1 Aug 2008, 9:03,
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