I like a little head on a Sunday morning ROFLMOFL
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:32,
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EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE BOAT.Dixon is trying to be funny again.
:D
(:D
Ttssattsr,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:33,
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In other skynews:"In an exclusive interview, Barry George insists he did not kill Jill Dando because he was stalking another woman at the time."
OH, OK SORRY 4 BOTHER KXTHXBAI
(OH, OK SORRY 4 BOTHER KXTHXBAI
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:34,
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Yeah, I think he should talk to his lawyer before interviews in future.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:36,
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"Mr George says he is "bitter" at the eight years he has spent behind bars, adding: "I've missed out on so much.
"I should have been getting on with my life. Who knows what I could have done and achieved?""
MORE STALKING AND WANKING OVER BLURRY PHOTOS YOU FUCKING SPASMOTIC WRONGCOCK
("I should have been getting on with my life. Who knows what I could have done and achieved?""
MORE STALKING AND WANKING OVER BLURRY PHOTOS YOU FUCKING SPASMOTIC WRONGCOCK
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:44,
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Wanking is never a wasteHowever a course in photography can improve the worst stalker's snapshots
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:51,
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You should wank into a tupperware container and keep it in the freezerSee how much you have after 1 year
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:59,
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And then feed it to someone as 'ice cream' my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:59,
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if i did, after a week my mum would be dishing it up thinking it was a tub of icecream
I DIDN'T RAPE THAT WOMAN. I WAS RAPING A CORPSE AT THE TIME.Don't leave Dixon. I'll probably get all high and rage soon. It'll be a veritable cascade of excitement.
( Ttssattsr,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:36,
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ooOOOhRage Against the Sunday Morning, man.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:38,
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I've also made some art out of two 2 pence pieces and 3 business cards.It might be the over tiredness speaking, but it's definitely fucking art.
( Ttssattsr,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:39,
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I have clicked your panceI also liked happytoats' drawing of you and your pance.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:45,
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I couldn't have wished for a better start to my Sunday :DI love my happytoats pic - I'm so happy he increased the size of my cock
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:49,
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if that's proportional it looks about the same as minewhich alas only I am happy with. I'm not so happy about my breast size.
(,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:51,
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no but am both depressed and excited to learn that I can lick themI just tried.
(,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:53,
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*tries* damn can't reach :(you're just too far away *comedy trombones*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:56,
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I think it'll be better for your reputation if you pretend that's because your tongue is 8 inches long. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:57,
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I did once proclaim that I'd be good for any woman because I can lick for ages.it didn't work.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:58,
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Were you demonstrating this by licking your own baps? Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:04,
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no I only just found out I could lick them when you asked up therei tried it.
(,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:07,
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A bloke I used to work with told us how propping yourself up against a wall with your legs over your head is the best way to suck your own cockThere followed a tumbleweed silence
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:09,
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Followed by everyone rushing home to try my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:10,
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That's a shame.Maybe kebab will give you a tit wank if you ask nicely.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:12,
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Agreed my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:14,
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I feel I must warn you that you might get chest hairs trapped in your foreskin Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:28,
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hahahahah!!!!i've got my head hairs caught up in there before. it's a unique feeling pulling them out.
(,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:37,
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You have long hair too!! ewwwwYou should stick your damp bellend in the contents of the vacuum cleaner bag - that'll keep you busy
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:42,
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You have to be very careful.It can be like cheesewire if you're too hasty
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:58,
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:34,
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