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(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 5:53, archived)
# Brilliance
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 5:55, archived)
# THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT RAP MUSIC.
EVERYBODY RAP IN THIS THREAD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 5:55, archived)
# I WILL BREAK YOUR ARSE AS IF IT WERE GLASS SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS IN THE END.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 5:59, archived)
# I SUCK AT THE RHYMES LIKE JUSTABOUT ALL THE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:00, archived)
# Someone I sit near had a song they wrote on their desk
It was three verses of whiny shit, but the last line was "AND NOW I HAVE GLOWING EYES".

I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:02, archived)
# IT'S A BIG SURPRISE
LIKE TEENWOLF STARRING MICHAEL J FOX
BUT I GET MY MAGIC POWERS FROM SUCKING ON COCKS.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:03, archived)
# YES
SEE, EVERYBODY? THIS IS RAP MUSIC.

EVERYBODY DO THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:00, archived)
# THAT SOUND SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE RAP-METAL.
IT COULD BE THE NEXT BIG THING.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:03, archived)
# HEY NOW KIDS, I'M ALL ABOUT THE RAPE.
SOMETIMES I'M SO HORNY, I COULD FUCK A CREPE.
PLEASE PUT THIS SONG ON YOUR NEXT MIXTAPE
OR I'LL DIE.

UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:01, archived)
# BIGTIME GANGSTA RAPER
 
REPRAZENT, BITCHES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:01, archived)
# BIG UPS FROM "RAP"ITINUI.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:03, archived)
# OLD SKOOL GANGSTA RAPER, TEAR YO SPHINCTRE LIKE IT'S PAPER
GETTING UP IN YO CLOACA, YO BITCHASS MUTHAFUCKER
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:07, archived)
# YO, YO, I'M A COWBOY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:03, archived)
# IF I SAY IT IN ALL CAPS
IT LOOKS AS IF IT IS RAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:02, archived)
# PINKY CRU IN DA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:05, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:08, archived)
# #
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:11, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:11, archived)
# Yo. Yo yo, yo-yo you yo, yo you yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:04, archived)
# yo-yo? yo-yo?
frisbee!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:11, archived)
# POGO POGO TRAM-PO-LINE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:12, archived)
# Lawndart Barbie Tang.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:13, archived)
# I like where this is going.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:14, archived)
# LUKE WARM AND OVER E-Z, THE WORLD'S BLANDEST RAPPERS.
DO YOU LIKE MY SWEATER?
I REALLY DO.
IT ONLY COMES IN
WHITE AND LIGHT BLUE.
HUH!

THESE FINE PANTS
ARE A CHEERFUL PLAID.
THEY'RE THE BEST SLACKS
A GUY EVER HAD.
HUH.

/chast.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:14, archived)
# I think it is time for another night-shift rap mash-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:15, archived)
# I have a perfect song.
It samples "this must be the place" by talking heads.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:17, archived)
# sounds like a good start.
what i typed there was from a roz chast cartoon, so consider it a sample.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:20, archived)
# hehheheh!
 
I haven't seen her stuff in fucking ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)
# i pick new yorker mags out of neighbourhood recycling bins to find new stuff.
but i reread the books of hers that i have when i need my fix.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)
# SAY GOODBYE TO THE KID, AS i PUT ON THE LID.
A ha ha ha... ha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:19, archived)
# *applies for more credit, dooms children*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 5:59, archived)