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# well she'd make yr cock look small
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Don't need her to do that.


EDIT: Wouldn't it be good to have Jeremy Beadle wank you off.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# *shiver
Zombie-freak-hand-love-toss i can live without
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# +'t
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# 'ningles mediocre
I used your sig the other day to amuse someone. It worked well.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Haha alrighty
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I can't say I have ever had to put together a response for such a statement
But if I did, I think the answer would be yes, but only if he wore the policeman's hat and false beard
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:07, archived)
# And pance.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)
# to hide his balls
do you reckong they were different sizes too?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# probably
most mens are.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# aren't everyone's?
er, guys? guys?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I had them even mine out
whilst they had the bonnet up
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# One table tennis ball sized, and one watermelon

(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I've got one grape and an 8-ball (colour, texture, size and weight)
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(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# hahah
smashing
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# and taste?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# ...
your cock look small maybe ;)





mine also :(
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:08, archived)
# crikey!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)