Don't need her to do that.
EDIT: Wouldn't it be good to have Jeremy Beadle wank you off.
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:04,
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EDIT: Wouldn't it be good to have Jeremy Beadle wank you off.
'ningles mediocre
I used your sig the other day to amuse someone. It worked well.
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:13,
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I can't say I have ever had to put together a response for such a statement
But if I did, I think the answer would be yes, but only if he wore the policeman's hat and false beard
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:07,
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to hide his balls
do you reckong they were different sizes too?
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I've got one grape and an 8-ball (colour, texture, size and weight)
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Morning ninj
Loads of work today, I may not be able to b3ta so much :(
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:54,
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Not talking to single women in their late teens early twenties
in the real world probably is a bigger problem. But I can quote the alphabet with names for the bonkhole.
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:13,
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a and b have been done
cunt
dick holster*
everlasting gobstopper*
foof
gash
hoochie
in hole*
jellyroll
kitty
lips
minge
nook
oyster
poontang
quim
roast beef*
snatch
twat
underware taco*
vag
wuzza
yoni
xbox*
zone
*are sellouts imo.
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:28,
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dick holster*
everlasting gobstopper*
foof
gash
hoochie
in hole*
jellyroll
kitty
lips
minge
nook
oyster
poontang
quim
roast beef*
snatch
twat
underware taco*
vag
wuzza
yoni
xbox*
zone
*are sellouts imo.
Okay, so here's a little photoshopping project for ya
post every single letter of that list on the board, in a funny, SFW way
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:22,
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i think they are twins k3b/-\b
hot,horny aussie lovin nympho twins
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:06,
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all twins are hot,horny aussie* lovin nymphos
at least they are in the films i have watched and must assume they are in reality too
*not always aussie
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:09,
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*not always aussie