well she'd make yr cock look small
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:00,
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Don't need her to do that.EDIT: Wouldn't it be good to have Jeremy Beadle wank you off.
IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:04,
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*shiverZombie-freak-hand-love-toss i can live without
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:05,
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'ningles mediocreI used your sig the other day to amuse someone. It worked well.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:13,
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I can't say I have ever had to put together a response for such a statementBut if I did, I think the answer would be yes, but only if he wore the policeman's hat and false beard
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:07,
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to hide his ballsdo you reckong they were different sizes too?
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:10,
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I had them even mine outwhilst they had the bonnet up
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:11,
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One table tennis ball sized, and one watermelon
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:11,
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I've got one grape and an 8-ball (colour, texture, size and weight).
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:14,
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...your cock look small maybe ;)
mine also :(
(mine also :(
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:08,
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Morning ninjLoads of work today, I may not be able to b3ta so much :(
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:54,
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rly?no cushion, sub-par pushin
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:06,
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maybe calling it an axe wound is where you go wrong? lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:11,
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Not talking to single women in their late teens early twentiesin the real world probably is a bigger problem. But I can quote the alphabet with names for the bonkhole.
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:13,
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^this, give us the alphabet NOOOOOooOOoOoW! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:21,
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a and b have been donecunt
dick holster*
everlasting gobstopper*
foof
gash
hoochie
in hole*
jellyroll
kitty
lips
minge
nook
oyster
poontang
quim
roast beef*
snatch
twat
underware taco*
vag
wuzza
yoni
xbox*
zone
*are sellouts imo.
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:28,
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dick holster*
everlasting gobstopper*
foof
gash
hoochie
in hole*
jellyroll
kitty
lips
minge
nook
oyster
poontang
quim
roast beef*
snatch
twat
underware taco*
vag
wuzza
yoni
xbox*
zone
*are sellouts imo.
my favourites arewuzza and underware taco.
Under where?
(Under where?
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:32,
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you know x comes before y in that alphabet right?
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 13:02,
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Okay, so here's a little photoshopping project for yapost every single letter of that list on the board, in a funny, SFW way
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:22,
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^please make this happeneven just in mspaint
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:27,
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i think they are twins k3b/-\bhot,horny aussie lovin nympho twins
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:06,
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all twins are hot,horny aussie* lovin nymphosat least they are in the films i have watched and must assume they are in reality too
*not always aussie
(*not always aussie
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:09,
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not surprisinglyit took me a while to see what you'd done.
Ning!
(Ning!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:02,
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haha, ^this :D
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:14,
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