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# needed more time to be perfeck


but it's furriday noight and I be knackered....
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# would.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# what, small plastic dolls?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I can dig that
:D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# they have no noses.
not like that matters cos that would be cripple discrimination maybe. But they have no noses.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# good, they cannot smell me as i creep up on them.
my usual flaw.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I can't remember which comedian it was saying about the strange rise in Rohypnol use
Meaning Rohypnol must now cost more than three Bacardi Breezers
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Most likely Frankie Boyle,
followed by a joke about cannibalistic paedos probably.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# You are a good authority on the matter, I shall take your word for it :D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Me?
I don't need a flashy sports car, designer clothes or 80-quid-a-bottle aftershaves to get a bird into bed.

A couple of roofies in her Bacardi Breezer does the trick every time...
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I did
Slutz
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Here's the thing
I thought Slut just meant someone who was slovenley around the house, not a sexual public leisure centre. Maybe the two have converged over the years...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# You are correct.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)