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yes.
on a list of people I'd choose to fuck, no.
saying that if she was a double headed siamese twin... that would make her top of all lists.
this makes me think of a line from Doug Stanhopes wonderful comedy.
'Yeah I fucked a midget once.. what's worse is I aint even got any jokes about it... it was just awkward but I phoned my friends afterwards.. and I think that's what made it worse.. I was like 'hey, I fucked a midget!' and she said 'Was it a guy or a girl.' So I got all indignant 'of course it was a girl'.. If I were to fuck a guy it had have to be such a level of freakery to overshadow any of the gayness involved. If you fucked the Elephant Man no ones going to call you Fag. They'll call you Sicko.'
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on a list of people I'd choose to fuck, no.
saying that if she was a double headed siamese twin... that would make her top of all lists.
this makes me think of a line from Doug Stanhopes wonderful comedy.
'Yeah I fucked a midget once.. what's worse is I aint even got any jokes about it... it was just awkward but I phoned my friends afterwards.. and I think that's what made it worse.. I was like 'hey, I fucked a midget!' and she said 'Was it a guy or a girl.' So I got all indignant 'of course it was a girl'.. If I were to fuck a guy it had have to be such a level of freakery to overshadow any of the gayness involved. If you fucked the Elephant Man no ones going to call you Fag. They'll call you Sicko.'
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However, I might consider having sex with the Mirren if I had the free choice of fucking everyone with consent.
I really am quite unexcited by the majority of female celebrities. I can't think of anyone really famous that I've thought "She is on the opportunistic rape-list". Not one. Plenty of normal girls. Just no celebs.
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I really am quite unexcited by the majority of female celebrities. I can't think of anyone really famous that I've thought "She is on the opportunistic rape-list". Not one. Plenty of normal girls. Just no celebs.
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too much plastic facial fakery. you might as well buy a real doll.
although i think the pink haired lass from lazy town is going togrow up to be a stunner
/groomerblog
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although i think the pink haired lass from lazy town is going togrow up to be a stunner
/groomerblog
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whose done some glamour shots.. mmmm.
Lazy town is a menal as fuck program.. Sportacus is well fucking every memner of that town.. also I'm pretty sure the sleepy plastic haired bad guy bloke was the sarcastic one in the dawn of the dead remake... but i'm yet to try and fact check that one..
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Lazy town is a menal as fuck program.. Sportacus is well fucking every memner of that town.. also I'm pretty sure the sleepy plastic haired bad guy bloke was the sarcastic one in the dawn of the dead remake... but i'm yet to try and fact check that one..
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likeness? name? glamour?? erm...
hmm linky isn't as good given that im at home on my sister's laptop.
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hmm linky isn't as good given that im at home on my sister's laptop.
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as is the cache. however, i fear they would notice if I had a wank-sesh this evening, then all the cache was empty tomorrow morning.
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their not like uber nude..or nude at all.. but nipples are visable through shirts and stuff..
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well.
I'm not going to search now.
but perhaps they will get naked together on the same day as the Olsen twins do double-anal in hustler.
that will be a good day.
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I'm not going to search now.
but perhaps they will get naked together on the same day as the Olsen twins do double-anal in hustler.
that will be a good day.