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yes.
on a list of people I'd choose to fuck, no.
saying that if she was a double headed siamese twin... that would make her top of all lists.
this makes me think of a line from Doug Stanhopes wonderful comedy.
"Yeah I fucked a midget once.. what's worse is I aint even got any jokes about it... it was just awkward but I phoned my friends afterwards.. and I think that's what made it worse.. I was like "hey, I fucked a midget!" and she said "Was it a guy or a girl." So I got all indignant "of course it was a girl".. If I were to fuck a guy it had have to be such a level of freakery to overshadow any of the gayness involved. If you fucked the Elephant Man no ones going to call you Fag. They'll call you Sicko."
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on a list of people I'd choose to fuck, no.
saying that if she was a double headed siamese twin... that would make her top of all lists.
this makes me think of a line from Doug Stanhopes wonderful comedy.
"Yeah I fucked a midget once.. what's worse is I aint even got any jokes about it... it was just awkward but I phoned my friends afterwards.. and I think that's what made it worse.. I was like "hey, I fucked a midget!" and she said "Was it a guy or a girl." So I got all indignant "of course it was a girl".. If I were to fuck a guy it had have to be such a level of freakery to overshadow any of the gayness involved. If you fucked the Elephant Man no ones going to call you Fag. They'll call you Sicko."
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However, I might consider having sex with the Mirren if I had the free choice of fucking everyone with consent.
I really am quite unexcited by the majority of female celebrities. I can't think of anyone really famous that I've thought "She is on the opportunistic rape-list". Not one. Plenty of normal girls. Just no celebs.
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I really am quite unexcited by the majority of female celebrities. I can't think of anyone really famous that I've thought "She is on the opportunistic rape-list". Not one. Plenty of normal girls. Just no celebs.
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too much plastic facial fakery. you might as well buy a real doll.
although i think the pink haired lass from lazy town is going togrow up to be a stunner
/groomerblog
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although i think the pink haired lass from lazy town is going togrow up to be a stunner
/groomerblog
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whose done some glamour shots.. mmmm.
Lazy town is a menal as fuck program.. Sportacus is well fucking every memner of that town.. also I'm pretty sure the sleepy plastic haired bad guy bloke was the sarcastic one in the dawn of the dead remake... but i'm yet to try and fact check that one..
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Lazy town is a menal as fuck program.. Sportacus is well fucking every memner of that town.. also I'm pretty sure the sleepy plastic haired bad guy bloke was the sarcastic one in the dawn of the dead remake... but i'm yet to try and fact check that one..
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likeness? name? glamour?? erm...
hmm linky isn't as good given that im at home on my sister's laptop.
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hmm linky isn't as good given that im at home on my sister's laptop.
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as is the cache. however, i fear they would notice if I had a wank-sesh this evening, then all the cache was empty tomorrow morning.
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their not like uber nude..or nude at all.. but nipples are visable through shirts and stuff..
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well.
I'm not going to search now.
but perhaps they will get naked together on the same day as the Olsen twins do double-anal in hustler.
that will be a good day.
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I'm not going to search now.
but perhaps they will get naked together on the same day as the Olsen twins do double-anal in hustler.
that will be a good day.
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they're like humanoid skeletal frogs.
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now do a spacking image saying:
"THE GRASS IS FUCKING GREEN, OMG"
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"THE GRASS IS FUCKING GREEN, OMG"
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she's got disproportionate breasts. that causes the majority to ignore everything else does it not?
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what you talking about willis?
Should I play drunk COD4 and shout abuse at yankee kids??/
B3ta... you decide... vote now lol
haha
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Should I play drunk COD4 and shout abuse at yankee kids??/
B3ta... you decide... vote now lol
haha
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I have no issue with your anim sir.
I'm just toying with kebabs affections like the evile heshehebitch that i am.
*cackle*
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I'm just toying with kebabs affections like the evile heshehebitch that i am.
*cackle*
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your one is awesome.
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I'll give anybody a fresh never been drawn before picture of what i think they look like if they can tell me what's hidden among the earths.
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if it were me I would have used a map globe in there.
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when I get round to it.
:D
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:D
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gimp-savvy.com/BOOK/
it's got tutorials as well. It's really if you want to spend the time working through it really.
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it's got tutorials as well. It's really if you want to spend the time working through it really.
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I've not seen any disagreement with blaaarbing so far but...
I fucking hate blaaarbing. It's fucking shite. The first few from DTH were good. Thereafter, it was just as shite as every other bandwagon.
*strokes kebab (without being arsed to write the name properly) you're still a nice lad, but blaaarbing is fucking shite, in my personal omg internet on the internet opinion*
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I fucking hate blaaarbing. It's fucking shite. The first few from DTH were good. Thereafter, it was just as shite as every other bandwagon.
*strokes kebab (without being arsed to write the name properly) you're still a nice lad, but blaaarbing is fucking shite, in my personal omg internet on the internet opinion*
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what's your opinion on girating members of the royale family?
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to make another photo look like it's blaaarbing is just fucking boring and lazy, in my tiny shit-cock opinion.
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I made him bounce up and down and sing, and he said "oh i half expected a blaarb." so I did that.
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I thought it was some sort of girlyboygirlboy top of the pops presenter :D hahahah
meant in the nicestly way possible.
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meant in the nicestly way possible.
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I'm a skin head now so i look like a canceryaidsycanceryaidsy type of patient.
but with a lovely goatie and sideburns.
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but with a lovely goatie and sideburns.
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but being old enough to be my grandmother I'd have to say no. (or at least get a blowjob off her and roll my head back and think of Kelly Brook.)
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but still fuckable:
Gael's wife off sexy beast. She's sooo hot in that film!
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Gael's wife off sexy beast. She's sooo hot in that film!