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# Still Gif experimenting....but MOSTLY it's.....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# comparative to her age bracket
yes.

on a list of people I'd choose to fuck, no.

saying that if she was a double headed siamese twin... that would make her top of all lists.

this makes me think of a line from Doug Stanhopes wonderful comedy.

"Yeah I fucked a midget once.. what's worse is I aint even got any jokes about it... it was just awkward but I phoned my friends afterwards.. and I think that's what made it worse.. I was like "hey, I fucked a midget!" and she said "Was it a guy or a girl." So I got all indignant "of course it was a girl".. If I were to fuck a guy it had have to be such a level of freakery to overshadow any of the gayness involved. If you fucked the Elephant Man no ones going to call you Fag. They'll call you Sicko."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I cannot hope to comprehend you nonsense.
However, I might consider having sex with the Mirren if I had the free choice of fucking everyone with consent.

I really am quite unexcited by the majority of female celebrities. I can't think of anyone really famous that I've thought "She is on the opportunistic rape-list". Not one. Plenty of normal girls. Just no celebs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# i'm finding it remarkably hard to see some one that actually looks human among them.
too much plastic facial fakery. you might as well buy a real doll.


although i think the pink haired lass from lazy town is going togrow up to be a stunner

/groomerblog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I pretend that she's pretending to not be legal
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# she has a sister of age
whose done some glamour shots.. mmmm.

Lazy town is a menal as fuck program.. Sportacus is well fucking every memner of that town.. also I'm pretty sure the sleepy plastic haired bad guy bloke was the sarcastic one in the dawn of the dead remake... but i'm yet to try and fact check that one..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# sister?
likeness? name? glamour?? erm...


hmm linky isn't as good given that im at home on my sister's laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)
# wipeclean?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)
# it is.
as is the cache. however, i fear they would notice if I had a wank-sesh this evening, then all the cache was empty tomorrow morning.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
# alex mauriello
their not like uber nude..or nude at all.. but nipples are visable through shirts and stuff..

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)
# THEY?
well.

I'm not going to search now.

but perhaps they will get naked together on the same day as the Olsen twins do double-anal in hustler.

that will be a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:30, archived)
# have you seen the olsen twins recently?
they're like humanoid skeletal frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:50, archived)
# lol, drugs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:09, archived)
# ok.
now do a spacking image saying:

"THE GRASS IS FUCKING GREEN, OMG"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# "Still"?
That implies she was in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# now now
she's got disproportionate breasts. that causes the majority to ignore everything else does it not?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Correct sir!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# hahah
what you talking about willis?

Should I play drunk COD4 and shout abuse at yankee kids??/
B3ta... you decide... vote now lol
haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# if you can own drunk then go for it. if you're a noob, then don't bother.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# i can own
I will play a couple o hours


ta bab

:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# try and do a blarb. they're quite fun
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# it's me!!
also I seem to see seams :D



(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Just PAINT here bud, no P.Shop
(hangs head in shame)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)
# this was aimed at kebab.
I have no issue with your anim sir.

I'm just toying with kebabs affections like the evile heshehebitch that i am.
*cackle*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# plus we're just busting for an excuse to post seams horses

your one is awesome.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)
# thanking you sir :)
I'll give anybody a fresh never been drawn before picture of what i think they look like if they can tell me what's hidden among the earths.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)
# the darker thing in the bottom left?
I dunno :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I'll give you a hint
it's not a moon
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# it looks like another planet
if it were me I would have used a map globe in there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:23, archived)
# *cough* star wars *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:50, archived)
# oh the death star.
i think mines funnier.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:18, archived)
# you've still managed to win me drawing you...
when I get round to it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I say old bean....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:15, archived)
# gotta love rubber band gattling guns.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Apols..
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)
# your saviour:
www.gimp.org
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Got it....Too complicated for me.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# it's intimidating to start with, there's a great ebook for it...
gimp-savvy.com/BOOK/

it's got tutorials as well. It's really if you want to spend the time working through it really.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Added to Favourites..........Thanking YOU!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I've not seen any disagreement with blaaarbing so far but...

I fucking hate blaaarbing. It's fucking shite. The first few from DTH were good. Thereafter, it was just as shite as every other bandwagon.

*strokes kebab (without being arsed to write the name properly) you're still a nice lad, but blaaarbing is fucking shite, in my personal omg internet on the internet opinion*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# even when it's my face blaaarbing :(
what's your opinion on girating members of the royale family?

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# that's fine.
to make another photo look like it's blaaarbing is just fucking boring and lazy, in my tiny shit-cock opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# what if she was blarbing
while girating?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I'd spit on her
and look for a nice girl.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# I kindof agree. It's funny because it's arrangedletters,
I made him bounce up and down and sing, and he said "oh i half expected a blaarb." so I did that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# It agrees it's funny because I kind of arrangedleters
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# it's arrangedletters??
I thought it was some sort of girlyboygirlboy top of the pops presenter :D hahahah

meant in the nicestly way possible.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# that's fine
I'm a skin head now so i look like a canceryaidsycanceryaidsy type of patient.

but with a lovely goatie and sideburns.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:17, archived)
# good choice.
as do i, but with much longer hair.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:31, archived)
# And you STILL can't get it to a reasonable size.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# If anything she has improved with age
but being old enough to be my grandmother I'd have to say no. (or at least get a blowjob off her and roll my head back and think of Kelly Brook.)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# She's j-u-s-t about old enough to be my mother.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Tell you who's old enough to be my mother
but still fuckable:
Gael's wife off sexy beast. She's sooo hot in that film!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# You Mean Amanda Redman??
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00419/SNF16SPDA_682_419242a.jpg
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Ooof
Looks a bit rough there, the camera is kind to her in Sexy Beast. Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Look at the TITS, do a DEAL with yerself!!!
Look at the TITS, do a DEAL with yerself!!!

Look at the TITS, do a DEAL with yerself!!!

Look at the TITS, do a DEAL with yerself!!!

Look at the TITS, do a DEAL with yerself!!!

Look at the TITS, do a DEAL with yerself!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:41, archived)