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# He prefers 3 day-old carrion.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# the carrion.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Well it doesn't get a say in the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# sad mammal.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:35, archived)
# What's carrion?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# it's the luggage you take on board a plane by hand
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Argh!
Luggagepiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# ARGH, I've just got an image of luggage from the discworld novels raising its leg urinating like a dog now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# you say that like it's a bad thing.
I hope Mr. Pratchet writes some more Rincewind. I like Rincewind.

also his new non discworld book should be coming out soon... *goes ferreting off to amazon to find out when..*

Edit: 11th sept. and it's called Nation.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I doubt he knows to be honest...
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I want him to write more stories about the witches.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# i love his cynicism
but the city watch books are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
#
^this
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# thud is brilliant
but night watch is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I have literally no idea what any of you are talking about.
I've owned and borrowed several Pratchett books, I don't think I've ever actually read through more than a tenth of one.

I vaguely remember the start of one with Death having a Butler and he was going down to Earth or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# you really should give them another try.
a friend gave me lords and ladies in my late teens, i never looked back.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# It took me ages to get into them.
I tried A Colour of Magic repeatedly over the course of a few years and couldn't get into it. Then one day it just clicked and now I've read the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# It's probably too much what I write to stand reading anyway.
I think I'll just stick to the classics. You can't fault books which have sentences the length of other author's paragraphs.

EDIT: I think I read some of the Truckers books, with the little Gnome people, they were alright enough to finish and read the next one although that was when I was about ten.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I read dostoevski's the priosner recently
I loved that lots.

and don quixote was very good.

Homer's the odyssey and the Illiad have been the top of the reading list for a while but other books keep jumping over them.

I also have Mein Kampf.. but i think that's just a book to be kept on a coffee table to scare guests.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I liked nightwatch
but I found it a break from his usual style.. as it was less jokey.. but it was very good.

I have every discworld book. apart from eric which I lent to a cousin/.. who has no memory of me doing this and Men at Arms which I left in a motel in France. gah.

Anything with Cohen the Barbarian in ='s win.

although I think my favourite book is Small Gods.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# i've got them all, too.
i've got a soft spot for lords and ladies, but i love the dark style of night watch. the fact that it gives the other characters such backstory and depth is fantastic.
terry pratchett autographed reaper man and feet of clay for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
#
www.instantrimshot.com
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# *silently giggling into neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# thats awesome!
well done who ever made that site.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I'll be clicking that button while watching BBC News
That should liven it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# The luggage that's not your suitcase.
Arf arf.

It's bits of rotted carcass.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Ooooh.
Eeeew
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Dead animal
Usually bird, usually more than a couple of days old.
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)
# What a carrion!
/Carry On blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)