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# A demon baffled by the sudden appearance of a moth


'Ning nightshifters.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# EAT IT!
EAT IT EAT IT! CRUNCH IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# He prefers 3 day-old carrion.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# the carrion.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Well it doesn't get a say in the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# sad mammal.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:35, archived)
# What's carrion?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# it's the luggage you take on board a plane by hand
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Argh!
Luggagepiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# ARGH, I've just got an image of luggage from the discworld novels raising its leg urinating like a dog now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# you say that like it's a bad thing.
I hope Mr. Pratchet writes some more Rincewind. I like Rincewind.

also his new non discworld book should be coming out soon... *goes ferreting off to amazon to find out when..*

Edit: 11th sept. and it's called Nation.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I doubt he knows to be honest...
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I want him to write more stories about the witches.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# i love his cynicism
but the city watch books are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
#
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# thud is brilliant
but night watch is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I have literally no idea what any of you are talking about.
I've owned and borrowed several Pratchett books, I don't think I've ever actually read through more than a tenth of one.

I vaguely remember the start of one with Death having a Butler and he was going down to Earth or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# you really should give them another try.
a friend gave me lords and ladies in my late teens, i never looked back.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# It took me ages to get into them.
I tried A Colour of Magic repeatedly over the course of a few years and couldn't get into it. Then one day it just clicked and now I've read the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# It's probably too much what I write to stand reading anyway.
I think I'll just stick to the classics. You can't fault books which have sentences the length of other author's paragraphs.

EDIT: I think I read some of the Truckers books, with the little Gnome people, they were alright enough to finish and read the next one although that was when I was about ten.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I read dostoevski's the priosner recently
I loved that lots.

and don quixote was very good.

Homer's the odyssey and the Illiad have been the top of the reading list for a while but other books keep jumping over them.

I also have Mein Kampf.. but i think that's just a book to be kept on a coffee table to scare guests.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I liked nightwatch
but I found it a break from his usual style.. as it was less jokey.. but it was very good.

I have every discworld book. apart from eric which I lent to a cousin/.. who has no memory of me doing this and Men at Arms which I left in a motel in France. gah.

Anything with Cohen the Barbarian in ='s win.

although I think my favourite book is Small Gods.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# i've got them all, too.
i've got a soft spot for lords and ladies, but i love the dark style of night watch. the fact that it gives the other characters such backstory and depth is fantastic.
terry pratchett autographed reaper man and feet of clay for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
#
www.instantrimshot.com
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# *silently giggling into neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# thats awesome!
well done who ever made that site.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I'll be clicking that button while watching BBC News
That should liven it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# The luggage that's not your suitcase.
Arf arf.

It's bits of rotted carcass.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Ooooh.
Eeeew
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Dead animal
Usually bird, usually more than a couple of days old.
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)
# What a carrion!
/Carry On blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# ooh this is very good
It would be better if you finished shading it though... :p



a woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Yaay!
Blobman loevs buttirfly!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# seconds later the butterflys lands on his nose and the oil beast looks crosseyed at the butterflies beautiful wings and marvels at the wonder of such wonderous ephemeral fragility.
then in one tragic moment he realises the butterfly is stuck to his oily nose and cannot unstick itself. poor oilbeast is condemned to watch the most perfect thing he has ever seen die slowly in front of him, tormented by the knowledge that the poor butterfly has died because of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
# *sniffs*
that is so sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:39, archived)
# i'm upset now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# me too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# ):
Put a green filter on him so he can be a mossbeast instead of an oilbeast.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:41, archived)
# i can't get it right, the best i can manage is an ink beast
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# dat butterfly is still gonna drown
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# yay for mossman!
you gonna live, little critter!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# But if he's made of plant matter
he may get eaten by butterflies.

):

There's no happy ending with this picture, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# you never know
if he kisses the butterfly, it might turn out to be a moss princess under a spell, returned to her true form by the kiss of a lonely mossman.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# What the fuck?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# what?
can't i look on the bright(green) side for once?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# No.
NEVER!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# *the incredible sulks*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# i aim to please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# he's a little bit pond water beast now isn't he :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# this picture worries me
as I forsee this creature being he last supply of oil in the world and all the countries are trying to hunt it down to syphon out its slicky carbonness.

poor critter.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# wow.... thats really sad :(
i had a similar though whilst drawing him too.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I saw it as a combination of the fugitive and the incredible hulk.
but with more lolloping around mountains.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I can't wait until Marvel comics start getting desperate for idea and give the Hulk guns.
Although I can't feasibly see what opponent he would go up against when he would actually need them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# HULK VS THE UNIVERSE
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# That was basically what happened in Marvel Zombies 2.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# i haven't read that one yet
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Not read the Marvel Zombies Vs The Army of Darkness crossover either?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# noooooo that sounds ace
i've only read MZ1 so far
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# A motherfucking T-rex in a fighter plane.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# they'd need to be autonomous and mobile
otherwise when he reverts back to bruce he'd have to leave them behind.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Marvel needs some new characters, or at least new character fighting personalities.
There are basically only two varieties. The ones which are strong and can physically beat their opponent, or the ones which stream of some quasi scientific bollocks and pout around before collapsing the person into a singularity using a vibrator and a coke can.

Where are the people who use Tai Chi and angular momentum to defeat a powerful opponent? Or the people who are just cunning and have lasers grafted into their chests and exploding rats.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# they tried doing new heros a few years back and nobody bought them
if you want subversive superheroing read Stormwatch and its succesor The Authority
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# New personalities, new methods, new writing at least.
I mean they've reinvented the standard heroes time and time again, so they may as well at least reinvent them fucking well for once.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# maybe a little bit like the sandman as well. except he would be kind and unwilling to hurt anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# it would be permanently befuddled in my house
there are moths coming in from the garden in droves :/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I love moths.
They're big fuzzy wuzzy butterflies and they're crazy as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# i don't love them.
they're large, hairy and they flap in your face. the cat likes them, though. she's eaten about 4 today.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Here, I ruined your drawing for you.

Three months I've been stuck with GIMP and it's still useless at doing anything.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Lol
tampax demon
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# eeeeeewwww
bodyformed for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# may i suggest a lil bit of illegality to you?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# nicely drawn there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)
# I like it.
Ill take 7 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)