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# FEAR ME.

I AM THE MECHA-CRAB.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# OMG, YOU'VE CAUGHT HUMANS!
also, this tomato, sweetcorn, onion and lettuce sandwich is great!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# NEEDS MEAT
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# YES. BUT THE CAT WOULD HAVE GONE MENTAL
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# He owns all the meat eh?
BUY YOUR OWN MEAT THEN YOU CHEAPSKATE
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
# You can have some of my ham.
I'll transfer it to you. Just give me your bank details.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# well, it's a traditional 19th century brick structure adjacent to the town's market square.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Excellent.
You should receive your pork in 28 working days. Please enjoy ham responsibly.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# indeed, one should always remember the ham code
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# The green ham code?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# no, the code of the west
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Westham code?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Remember, Poison sockets are full of poison.
Turn them off.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
#
Turn Take
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I imagine poison sockets being worn.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# OMFG YOUR CAT IS MENTAL
NO WAI!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
# yeah, I keep locking up the guns
but the cat keeps finding them and shooting villagers

I think the police would be starting to notice by now but they got shot up like bitches already
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Nice cat.
Put down the g..*BANG! BANG!*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# funny because it's true!
:D
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# HAHA
clever! :)

(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:54, archived)
# *POKEBALLS*
I'M GOING TO CALL HIM SQUISHLES.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# <<LVL-900000 MECHA-CRAB ESCAPED!>>
*POKEBALLS*
3...
2....
..
.
LVL-900000 MECHA-CRAB ESCAPED!

*REPEAT*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# UM NO. SOME OLD MAN TAUGHT ME HOW TO CATCHINGS.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU.
*DOES NOT BELIEVE*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# UM YESH TRUE.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# OH, OK.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# *POKENBOLS*
HERE IS UR RARE CANDY FOR YOU.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# OHM_NOMNOMNOMNOM
MECHA-CRAB CAN HAS LVLUP.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# RWAAAAR!!!!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# this reminds me of that time that I RAN IN FUCKING TERROR!
ahh, good times
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# HELLO EXPLODO-CRAB.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I am the mecha-crab
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# i like that
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:01, archived)
# half crab, half meccano, all sex freak!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)
# *fears you*
woo
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:37, archived)