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# Funnily enough
Just yesterday, I crawled under my beautiful colleague's desk and waited for her to return from lunch. I was a bit peckish myself and started chewing my way round a corn on the cob.

I should have remembered that corn on the cob makes me shout 'shove it up her cunt' really loudly for some reason, and also makes me thrust the said corn in a shoving manner.

Imagine my surprise when, instead of my beautiful colleague, it was knickerless hound Paris Hilton who came back from lunch. Imagine her surprise when she got a corncob up her cunt with a loudly shouted commentary.

Unfortunately, my beautiful colleague arrived back at just that point. I guess there went my chances at the christmas party.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# The moral of the story is
when you've got a cobb, be careful where and when you ram it into something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# haha what a truly inspirational story on the effects of corn abuse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Did you get your watch back afterwards?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Wait, do you work in my office?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Happens to me all the time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# This doesn't surprise me...
Paris Hilton has many amazing adventures.

(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)