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# corn
(herman:D, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Look, here's the thing: fuck off please.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Stop it now
you bell end!!
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Right,
Quite clearly you are just stealing pics and posting them now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# fuck off you trollish cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# haha
why are you doing this
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# It's all unfair
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# You kicked a nun in the cunt in a previous life.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# hahah office lolage
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# you just made me choke on my apple
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# congratulations on your success of finding a picture on the internet and putting a link to that picture on another site on the internet
it's very difficult and takes skill

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# incidentally
that's what you should do www.pown.it/?uid=278
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# crikey!
it doesn't get more serious than this!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# careful now!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# sorry
sometimes I get so cross I just have to wave my badly-drawn fist a little.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# BDF?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# This obviously not yours!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha!
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I've been looking through my image archive. Forgot I'd done that.
I was slightly worried that ther were over 1600 of the fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# 'struth!
p'raps they've been breeding whilst you've had your back turned?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# That's possible.
I'd totally forgotten the existence of Egglecup Kitty.
I may have to bring him back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# his helpful, fluffy advice
certainly wouldn't go amiss, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He decended from heaven to save us all!
ramen
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
now that's fucking funny!





















cunt
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Funnily enough
Just yesterday, I crawled under my beautiful colleague's desk and waited for her to return from lunch. I was a bit peckish myself and started chewing my way round a corn on the cob.

I should have remembered that corn on the cob makes me shout "shove it up her cunt" really loudly for some reason, and also makes me thrust the said corn in a shoving manner.

Imagine my surprise when, instead of my beautiful colleague, it was knickerless hound Paris Hilton who came back from lunch. Imagine her surprise when she got a corncob up her cunt with a loudly shouted commentary.

Unfortunately, my beautiful colleague arrived back at just that point. I guess there went my chances at the christmas party.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# The moral of the story is
when you've got a cobb, be careful where and when you ram it into something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# haha what a truly inspirational story on the effects of corn abuse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Did you get your watch back afterwards?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Wait, do you work in my office?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Happens to me all the time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# This doesn't surprise me...
Paris Hilton has many amazing adventures.

(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Even the horse thinks you're worthless...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# It's hard to disagree with cannon-horse
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# That horse can withstand a 50lb charge.
Imagine what it could do to a naughty, little schoolboy like retard37...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# do you have one of these for
every occasion? :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Not quite...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# haha..
i bet there's a site called:

"horseoutofcannon+words.com"

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# You're on, the horse wants to bet £0.50p that there isn't.
the horse wants to bet £0.50p that there isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha touché
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Dear Herman37
I hope you've now had a chance to read through the replies your posts have accrued and have understood that you have transgressed the rules of the board and have therefore displeased a number of people.

The best course at this point would be to edit your most recent post and apologise. Don't bother deleting the existing threads, but don't post anything new until you're read the FAQ and understood where you went wrong.

I hope this message finds you well, and that you very soon are forced to watch a loved one die of AIDS and Cancer while an upper-class lady cuts off your genitals with a pair of nail scissors and blends said genitals before your very eyes.

Regards,
Mockingbird.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
#
until you've read the FAQ and understood where you went wrong ever.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Goodbye Fucknut!
*ignores*

Shit it's such a shame you can't click a little box like the "I like this".
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# STOLEN?



profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=183145585
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Christ on a bike
Myspace is fugly
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I didn't get to use this yet.
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i made this specially for you
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# this reminds
me of a fellow student called morgan.
c_kick your turn :D
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
# oh yes that fellow
he was quite a haemmoroid in the ass, so to speak
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
# or
a haraldroid, the morgon
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)