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# Hello, I am a demon.
Can I have some bacons please?
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'Ning!

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# I CAN HAS BACONDS 2 ASWELL PLZ?
i like his/hers/its whiskers :D
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# me too plz
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# and the ball hanging from his face.
benign i hope.
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# I'll be fucked if I'm turning the hob on at this time of night.
I'm going to do some microwave chips though, would your fictionalised entity like some of them?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# S/he (I haven't decided which) probably would.
As would I -- I've run out of chips of any description.
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# Then I'll give you a second by second update of me cooking and eating the chips.
I'm sure that will negate your hunger and not make you really angry.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I'm all out of balsamic vinegar as well.
Hmph.
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# Balsamic vinegar on chips? Argh!
Or do you just drink it neat?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# No, silly,
the balsamic vinegar goes on strawberries.

For real, yo. Balsamic vinegar and black pepper on some sliced strawberries. See if I'm wrong.
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# You're wrong.
Not on the strawberries, just generally.

ABOMINATION!

UPDATE: I AM EATING THE CHIPS. I'd forgotten how you only get about three in a box. They are covered in more malt vinegar than they can physiaclly absorb. Mmm.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# ):
While I'm at it, I might as well tell you I like green grapes dipped in Marmite, and pineapple with soy sauce.
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# EVERYTHING YOUR LISTING IS SWEET & SOUR
basically everything sweet and sour works.

LEMON & SUGAR as an example.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# You're just adding fruits to random condiments now.
*insert some kind of gay joke*
Although I think marmite is an underused erotic foodstuff, I feel I should ammend this error.

Green grapes dipped in marmite would just be like eating marmite which had some unidentifiable water in the middle. Pineapple with soy sauce would just be a really tangy soy sauce thing. They don't really sound unpleasant but a bit pointless.

UPDATE: I'm still fucking hungry. I'm so tempted to cook the other burger which is still in the fridge, with some 'Cheese food slices' melted on top. Damn you appetite!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# thin slices of granny smith apple
are delicious dipped in tomato soup.
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# You people are your inane food combinations disgust me!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# ginger biscuits with brown sauce on.
trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Grapes do tend to taste of more than water unless they're shit.
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# I'd imagine the flavour would be sort of overpowered by the marmite though.
Marmite, a substance, which tastes like how a exploding horse sounds.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Pffft.
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# marmite is nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Undoubtably.
But it is not exactly a subtle flavour.

Or one which even exists within the human spectrum of taste.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:39, archived)
# i have an enlarged spectrum.
but yes, it is as subtle as a breezeblock.
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# I'm about to have a cherry bakewell now as my hunger seems rubbish tonight.
I wish I had someone around to talk to instead, stupid boredom related hunger.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# don't taunt me with cherry bakewells!
i've been craving them for a fucking week!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# *taunts*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# *cries*
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# That nose and whiskers are sniffin' out the BACON !
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# if i had bacons
i would gladly share. unfortunately, i has only melba toast, pate and soups.
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# Bacon demons.
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# no.
bacon is wrong.

nice draw.
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