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# had to get this out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# PRETZELS ARE KILLERS!
*chokes*
*says something dumb*
*dies*


and with that i leave, BYE BOARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# quickly! this man needs beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# WHY MUST RAPPOLA DIE!
WHEN GEORGE W BUSH SURVIVED!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Pfft.
I like how the pretzels look like bums.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# what bums have you been looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Deliciously salted ones
baked just right
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMM
*rubs stomache*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# speaking of bums
the more weight i lose, the less comfortable my seat gets :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I know how you feel.
I get a very sore bum from my chair now I have got all skinny like!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# i may have to get a new chair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Cushion loss means new store bought cushy cushions . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# There is a saying in Malaysia
'If you sit on cushions, testes will grow on your rear'

Never really understood it myself
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# hmmm
no, i'm not risking it, i'll get a bean bag instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)
# yes, i like my bums to be salted, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I would like to hear Dead Pretzels . . .
great name for a twisted band !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# isn't it?
never thought of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Cocks
I want some pretzels now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# they are great
with a bottle of cream soda.
the green one, not the other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I tried cream soda once.
I dun like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# yeah
it's one of those drinks you either love or hate, much like bovril or dr. pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Pfft!
How do Smashina?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# not bad
stiff bot-bot, but otherwise fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I had this in my head
(resistanceisfutile, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# heheh
you have small olympians in your head?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:33, archived)
# dead bums!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)