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# had to get this out of my head.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# PRETZELS ARE KILLERS!
*chokes*
*says something dumb*
*dies*


and with that i leave, BYE BOARD!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# quickly! this man needs beer!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# WHY MUST RAPPOLA DIE!
WHEN GEORGE W BUSH SURVIVED!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Pfft.
I like how the pretzels look like bums.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# what bums have you been looking at?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Deliciously salted ones
baked just right
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMM
*rubs stomache*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# speaking of bums
the more weight i lose, the less comfortable my seat gets :(
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I know how you feel.
I get a very sore bum from my chair now I have got all skinny like!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# i may have to get a new chair
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Cushion loss means new store bought cushy cushions . . .
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# There is a saying in Malaysia
'If you sit on cushions, testes will grow on your rear'

Never really understood it myself
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# hmmm
no, i'm not risking it, i'll get a bean bag instead.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)
# yes, i like my bums to be salted, too.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I would like to hear Dead Pretzels . . .
great name for a twisted band !
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# isn't it?
never thought of that!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Cocks
I want some pretzels now.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# they are great
with a bottle of cream soda.
the green one, not the other stuff.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I tried cream soda once.
I dun like it.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# yeah
it's one of those drinks you either love or hate, much like bovril or dr. pepper.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Pfft!
How do Smashina?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# not bad
stiff bot-bot, but otherwise fine.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I had this in my head
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# heheh
you have small olympians in your head?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:33, archived)
# dead bums!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)