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# no no no
you're getting it all wrong - the secret to finding me on the radio is that my penis emits the sound of 'Sailing By' when I ejaculate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Are you available for parties?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# sexy parties?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# What else?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# then yes
I am available for sexy parties
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# So THAT'S where I've been going wrong?
I've always listened out for "Come Sail Away".

It all makes sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# nope - Sailing By
every night, just before the shipping forecast, they transmit from my bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)