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# it was hard, and i lost :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# that really is wank.
:( what a disappointment.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# lol beef
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# hehehe :D
true nonetheless
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# can i hear the handbag alarm?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# So's your face?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# if you can't get your reply right the first time
I'm not sure you're allowed a second go
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I've checked the FAQ
And you're right
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# 'ningles!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# and glitter
straight from the arse of a unicorn
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# we're not? damn....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that clicking reply buttons is not only acceptable but also completely awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I mean it's the whole basis of reciprocal communication.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# not if you're talking to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# What if I'm posting my internal dialogue?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# post in the dunny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# w0g/-\n, when I write I put all my insecurities out on paper for the world to see.
It hurts me when you say that my writing belongs in a toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I'm sorry. Please do not flounce :)
I just believe that great works of literature belong in toilets such that people may enjoy them whilst seeking releif from many of the worlds stresses.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I mean, I like people to be able to follow my train of thought when I'm talking.
Is that acceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# there are no rules
just the law
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# eh?
you would appear to be a cunt?

REBOOT! REBOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# you dropped your dummy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# LOL..
This shows the absurdity of B3ta sometimes..

That image is simply shit. If a newbie had posted it, they would have got burned at the stake.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# no they wouldn't
stop being a cunt just because he said your pictures are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# LOL.. *chokes on coffee*
I can take it on the chin.. but if you think a few stick men on an image is funny? or talented?
You need to take your nose out of his arse..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8645352

why's nobody fighting :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# i don't think this is especially talented.
i'd say the same if you were responding to anyone here. just because someone lashes out at you doesn't mean you have to hit back. turn the other cheek and move on man, life's too short to be a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# christ.. lol .. HELLO !
Anyone can say what they like... I don't care..

However, if someone states that my image is so bad that they want to ignore me..then posts a waste of thread image with stick men..Hey !! Thats fair game to me ! Not being a cunt, just giving it back..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# FIGHT
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTfightfightfightfightFIGHTFIGHTfightfightfightfightFIGHTFIGHTfightfightfightfightFIGHTFIGHTfightfightfightfight
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# stop being such a cunt

you've been here for 10 months, noob
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# ??? Honesty is the best policy I always thought..
What you do is awesome.. but stick men - to me is a disappointment..not me being a cunt, just honest.

My image earlier wasn't any mates..that flying fat fuck has been doing the rounds on the net for years..I thought everyone had seen it.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I didn't read his comment as being a personal attack on you.
and I think you're being a tad touchy over nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ??? The I've never ignored anyone but you're probably gonna be the first..
hmmmm.. sounds pretty direct to me.

Its all piss in the ocean anyway :D as soon as its all off the front page it will be forgotten.

*shrugs*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I saw Just a Minute being recorded yesterday
so FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *jealouses*
who was on?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# gird your loins for the line up was as thus:
on my right we have Clement Freud and Paul Merton and too my left Fred Macaulay and... some Scottish lass who I don't know or remember the name of. It will be broadcast on the 25th - listen out and see if you can hear me laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# How will we know it's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I sound like this:
ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh...
That narrows it down
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# yes
just listen for a laugh as constant as a metronome ha - ha - ha - ha - hahaha

*yikes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# He's the one wanking furiously . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Nicholas Parsons is pure sex
in a blue jacket and beige slacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Surely that's more of a visual clue?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# It would be if he wasn't shouting
"fwap fwap fwap" while he was doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# So I'm listinging out for
ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Yep
If I do hear this on the recording, I am going to be very freaked out!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# no no no
you're getting it all wrong - the secret to finding me on the radio is that my penis emits the sound of 'Sailing By' when I ejaculate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Are you available for parties?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# sexy parties?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# What else?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# then yes
I am available for sexy parties
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# So THAT'S where I've been going wrong?
I've always listened out for "Come Sail Away".

It all makes sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# nope - Sailing By
every night, just before the shipping forecast, they transmit from my bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# yes, yes it is . . .
yes it is . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# You are made of win
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# it's so nice of you to notice
... it almost didn't happen because as Tilusha Ghelani had finished setting things up someone collapsed in teh audience and we all had to wait for an ambulance.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# O noes!
People are so selfish, collapsing all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# *envys*
you lucky devil
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# so are the retarded fantasies on your profile
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# aaaw I miss CS
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Needs more 8xAA
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# heh
I really want to buy some land and build de2, it'd be a total headfuck to actually walk around the place, i mean, i know that map about as well as my home town!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# only if i can run around it yelling
LAAAAAGG
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# fag n00b etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# press alt+f4 to open secret menu
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# de2 is horrible
assault ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# OMFG HAX!
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I'd say so! How're you supposed to hit those stick bodies?
Guess head shots are a bit easier though
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# bang
bang bang bang

you're dead!

No - you don't have a force field Kev-in! No - no you don't.. I'm telling mum
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I CAN DANCE ALL DAY I CAN DANCE ALL DAY!!*
TRY AND HIT ME TRY AND HIT ME
BOOM!! HEADSHOT!!
BOOM!! HEADSHOT!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
HEEAAAAAAAADDSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
*floral dance obviously
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)