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(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# oh wow..he's doing something with something in something
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# He's dying
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# LongArmItis will do that to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Aren't we all?
I know I am. Fucking Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# just wait till tomorrow
Gary Glitter back in the u.k. on a n00b tuesday,
and the schools are still off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Proof
if proof be needed that Tuesday is actually more painful than Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I am
but only because I know I've got half an ounce of loveliness at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# \m/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I've been smoking what is effectively crap thai stick for a few months
this is the first lot of skunk I've had in ages. I'm like a pig in shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Yep, that's me
the one on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# piggies!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# piggies!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# PIGGY BEAUREGARDE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I don't like skunk, it makes me headachey.
Why can't you get hold of good old simple grass any more? :/

*laments the good old days*

this is a bit like a druggy Worther's original advert.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Because good old grass does fuck all
to those of us who are the children of hippies.

You can have this retro shite I've been smoking if you like, it's useless to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i'm a child of hippies, but fair point...
...i just preferred the milder afterglow, rather than being a bit blitzed and quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I don't really do blitzed and quiet
it'd take.... well, more than I can physically smoke to do that, I think. I've got a very high tolerance for it, which I've always blamed on my parents.

The milder afterglow for me happens on skunk, generally. I tend to load spliffs in increments, so I know how much gear is in any particular bit of it. That way anyone smoking with me gets stoned, as do I, but they' don't smoke my strong bits and whitey everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Cor, you're like a spliff architect!
I'd get stoned with you then. I'd feel all safe and fluffeh. :D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I learned the hard way
when my old friend vomited at my head.

Whilst I was talking.


Oh yes.



(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Coulda been worse, I guess...
...you could've been singing opera.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# There is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# You sit small boyys on your knee and get them stoned?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# What a thoroughly good idea.
If I was a billionaire I'd do that. Stop them all getting stabbed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# well, except in one sense.
/"Glitter's back!" blog
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Well obviously you'd have tostab them afterward
You don't want them talking.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Young boys (up to sort of mid teens) tend to go quiet around me anyway.
It's a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# They're obviously doing the 'blitzed and quiet' on your behalf.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Unlike me
who gets CHATTIER.

And I don't shut up as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# MDMA were better in my day
3 people could get monstered for a couple of nights on a gram, modern stuff can just about get two people high for one night. rubbish...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I'm not to be trusted on it.
Best I stick to my weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# indeed ^

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Half a pound of tuppenny rye, half a pound of weasel;
treacle treacle treacle treacle treacle.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Now you've broken me
and I can't remember what the real words are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# The real words to what?
o_O


;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# The rhyme.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Niggaz be blap dat shit, pop a cap in yo weasel.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# That's the honkiest thing I've heard today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I do try.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# If the Cracker King is your aim
you totally achieve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# of something?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# He's ironing jam with an ice-cream cone squished onto his chin.
LIKE A MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Now remember for maximum effectivity
Down the street not accross the road:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I still love this
Morning love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# morning cupcake
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I do better now I've eaten
How do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# just woken up and ready for some hard core revision today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Sometimes, just sometimes
I want to smack you. Only for a second.

I would like lie in, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# There now


It's a much happier scene! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)