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[challenge entry] Too easy?
She was never going to win so why bother? Trying is the first step towards failing!!


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(crontle likes boobies, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Your image or poking fun at someone that still does their chosen thing far better than you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)
# .
Well, obviously the latter.
(crontle likes boobies, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# i dunno
i'm better at mario-cart than she is at running
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Monstrinho better at sitting on his arse than Paula Radcliffe.
*calls Fleet St*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hehe, no you're not paying attention
her chosen thing is running at which she consistently fails,

my chosen thing is mario-cart at which i am awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# She might be awesome at mario cart.
you don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Are you in love with Paula?
?
(crontle likes boobies, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# i could kick your arse at mariokart
especially double dash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
# But this is irrelevant,
because I'd beat both of you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# bollocks to that!
what's your fastest lap time on baby park, mr. boy racer?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Lap times are irrelevant,
it's all about position.
*red shells*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# my positions could make your eyes water
*blue shells*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# What missionary or something?
*depleted uranium shells*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# well, i AM double-jointed
*egg shells*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I think you'll find I normally come out on top.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# not if i throw bananas i your path
then golden mushroom past you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Bah, I can dodge bananas with my eyes closed.
Then fire a green shell backwards into your face.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# throw as many green shells as you want
i've got a star
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# It won't do you any good.
Anyway, I'm off to the gym.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# 'bye
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Everyone knows you're a snaker!
[insert omfgLAMEhax etc.]
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# LOLOMGP1SSN0085
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# kids, kids, kids, please!
none of you stand a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# lies!
*bowser shells into sea*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# bowser shells? wtf?
N64 FTW


gonna get the new one on friday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Aren't bowser shells the ones that go for first place on the N64 version?
That's what we called them, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# no
they're the huge, big, spiky ones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# i'm so good i spelt 'kart' wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# 0_0
hardcore!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# that is my specialist subject
If double dash was an olympic sport, I'd have more medals than that pussy Phelps
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# rainbow road is great on single player
all those stars, just lying on the track
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# How is that??
Surely double dash would be one event thus one gold medal. Phelps got like 8. I guess you could get a second gold in the double dash doubles!
(crontle likes boobies, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# but there'd be
50cc
100cc
150cc
Doubles
Relay
Pursuit
er.. Red Shell accuracy?

(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# And anyways...
I do my chosen thing better than she does!!
(crontle likes boobies, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Your chosen thing isn't image manipulation, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# photoshopping?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# she's the
Tim Henman of running..
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# You mean,
one of the best in the world when at their prime?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# meaning, not knowing when to bow out gracefully,
but to continue until they make themselves a laughing stock
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Did she do a poo?
Enquiring minds want to know
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I did one yesterday.
Be proud or I'll do another one and hide it somewhere in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I am proud...that you did a poo
HA HA cant catch me!!!

but seriously, I havn't been following the olympics so I have no idea what this post is about
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Yeah, what a bitch.
Fancy not beating the best athletes in the world a couple months after breaking a leg.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I think we should immolate her.
How fucking dare she?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# immolate her?
fuck that, she can shave her own damn legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)