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# CUNTAPP: REBOOT
OH HAI THERE DICKFROOT YOU JIGGLY POOL OF FAILSNOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Afternoon, you cuntmallard :)
How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Pretty good thanks :)
AND HOW DOES THE DAY FIND YOU MISTER PINEAPPLE?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Not toooo bad, I've just tidied up the garden a bit and my Mum thinks I look gay.
Overall a fairly successful afternoon, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Mums are a poor judge of gayness in my opinion.
I think we need to see some evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I'd ask my boyfriend, but he's a cunt.
I MADE A FUNNY.

It was mainly the clothes I was wearing, they were quite tight and it was showing off my manular physique. I'm quite girly though, I was thinking today that I might make quite a good bummer.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I would totally support you in that.
You need to find something you're good at.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)
# :)
I've always needed a goal in life.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Cuntmallard
is my new favourite insult.
I shall use it at least once every day.
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# harsher...
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# ?
Steve Vai?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# One of him immortal lines in the movie "Crossroads".
*ralph macchio guitar solo*
"OH HAI THERE DICKFROOT YOU JIGGLY POOL OF FAILSNOT"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# i have that the music from that
film on cd,'the elusive light and sounds of steve vai' :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
# You certainly
Didn't pull that remark out of the trick bag. Eugene's trick bag! Oh dear =(
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I learned most of that song a few years ago.
I can barely even fucking play a guitar now, it takes the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
# ive always wanted to be able to play vais stuff,
i think i had the ability but just shit equipment,i eventually grew tired of his flamboyant music and now hardly listen to him at all,hes still cool though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Bad Horsie
is the only one of his I like. Bumblefoot and Nuno Bettencourt are the real men!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)